My parenting book (1 Viewer)

[c0De_n1NjA]

After failing to find a publisher for my parenting handbook, i am considering publishing it independently. If anyone would care to invest in this project, PM me. To give you a taster, heres the table of content


Single parenting for two
BY COADE NINJE

2. Introduction with foreword by Murry Wilson

Section one: Preperation
12. Hide your fear.
17. "you look great, honest"
19. Last minute socialising.
24. Goodbye freedom.
29. Coombe phrasebook.

Section two: Happy families.
34. Paternity tests.
38. Huggies are cheaper than pampers.
46. Finding "daddy" time.
56. Paternity Leave; yours for the taking.
63. Childrens allowance.
70. Utilising grandparents.

Section two: Toddling.
80. 2 to 4; the calpol years.
83. Building your childs DVD library.
87. Instilling respect.
107. Shouting.
168. Spanking.
199. Dont touch my stuff.

Epilogue
206. Keep all receipts

 

[egg_]

Hehe
18. Practise dealing with sleep deprivation: the snoring wife

 

[DilbertPart2]

Eh? can we skip the spanking stuff?

 

[nlgbbbblth]

Murry Wilson
'The coolest Dad of all time'

Anon, 1974

 

[HMD]

Eh? can we skip the spanking stuff?

if COADE NINJE get's his rocks off by getting the shit knocked out of him be mrs NINJE(who ever he pays to be that woman any given night) whats wrong with that?