Modern Arse (2 Viewers)

[the bearded lady]

JOAN OF ARSE are launching their
"distant hearts, a little closer" lp on vinyl this thursday 20th December in the Guinness Storehouse at 8.30pm.
All 200 copies of the record have an individual handmade laminate made by the-ladies-love-gumbo, each one a beautiful/debauched bit of heaven.
The Arse will also be playing a special acoustic type set in the corner. Its free in, most are finished work on friday, so no-one will mind if you're hungover.

this is a one-off event, make your mates envious.

 

[Anne OMalley]

Is modern arse the same as abstract arse?

 

[the bearded lady]

Anne O'Malley (19 Dec, 2001 05:55 p.m.):
Is modern arse the same as abstract arse?

not really. modern arse doesn't involve any ability. we're just goin' to be sitting there turning our tuners on and off, on and off.
the kids go wild for it these days!

 

[Anne OMalley]

Well since that poor kid in America turned blue after drinking Sunny Delight, tuners are all they've got nowadays.

<Sniff> In my day it were all pot, Bob Crumb and anal sex. How times have changed, eh?

the bearded lady (19 Dec, 2001 05:59 p.m.):

Anne O'Malley (19 Dec, 2001 05:55 p.m.):
Is modern arse the same as abstract arse?

not really. modern arse doesn't involve any ability. we're just goin' to be sitting there turning our tuners on and off, on and off.
the kids go wild for it these days!

 

[the bearded lady]

its a shame allright, you daft oul' nellie.

i'll have no thumped for me crizzy break. piss. no thumped = no human communication, eh dudley?

xx

 

[Paul O&#039;Malley]

Mind your language, sonny, that's my frickin' wife you're talking about.

the bearded lady (19 Dec, 2001 06:08 p.m.):
its a shame allright, you daft oul' nellie.

i'll have no thumped for me crizzy break. piss. no thumped = no human communication, eh dudley?

xx

 

[the bearded lady]

Paul O'Malley (19 Dec, 2001 06:11 p.m.):
Mind your language, sonny, that's my frickin' wife you're talking about.


sir/siress,

you truely are the son of patrick wayne.

classic!

 

[dudley]

no thumped = no human communication, eh dudley?xx

what do you mean by that?

 

[the bearded lady]

dudley (19 Dec, 2001 06:21 p.m.):

no thumped = no human communication, eh dudley?xx

what do you mean by that?

oh ....nothing..........internet boy.
nobody has ever seen you dudley...

 

[the bearded lady]

LADS TONIGHT!!

 

[pete]

directions?

 

[the bearded lady]

i've never been there, but as far as i know, its down passed vicar st. a good bit, in on the left at st. james gate......

joss?..........

 

[shambo]

it's in around the back of Guinness. up crane lane just before the front of guinness, past the hopstore(hoopstore)then turn right at the end. then there's a jayzus building with the gravity bar at the top that you cant miss!

 

[old]

http://www.guinnessstorehouse.com/
4538364 for recorded info.
4084800 for a human.

 

[the bearded lady]

up the arse and all that...........

 

[pete]

joss (20 Dec, 2001 11:40 a.m.):
http://www.guinnessstorehouse.com/
4538364 for recorded info.
4084800 for a human.

yeah you think you're so clever

i'm not going because i'm sick

 

[Pantone247]

In true David Icke stylee I've looked at this map carefully and realised that the Arse are OBVIOUSLY in leauge with the devil!!!

so there.....

 

[andy]

i'm pretty sure i have about 4 projects to start/finish...

 

[the bearded lady]

i LOVE you chaps!

you are the world
you are the children.........


xx

 

[Goodbye]

It's miles away...
and it's fuckin cold out...
I'm not going.