I do hope this is for real as its hilarious. I was over on gumtree's lolsome missed connections section placing a fake ad about a mate, as you do when bored at work, when I saw this;
I am at Lower Deck two weeks before, and I see you the nice punk rock girl. You work at sound-desk that night, and I try play the drums to impress you, but I have my can and too bad I must leave. I remember how you throw me out, you do it very nice, not like bouncer in the Doran, I always know your eyes and smile very good. I think about you all time, and even look on internet to try and find you, but all I find are the bastard people who make the fun with me and racist attack.
Then I see you in the Fibbers next week, but am the shy and cannot say hello, and the bouncer throw me out, bastard man. I just want you to drink the cans with me and do the violent dansing, show you how we have the good time in Poland. I love the Irish ladies and you for me are the one.
You be my girlfriend not my kurwa, I promise.
Write me back Lower Deck sound girl.
http://www.gumtree.ie/dublin/02/33665802.html
I am at Lower Deck two weeks before, and I see you the nice punk rock girl. You work at sound-desk that night, and I try play the drums to impress you, but I have my can and too bad I must leave. I remember how you throw me out, you do it very nice, not like bouncer in the Doran, I always know your eyes and smile very good. I think about you all time, and even look on internet to try and find you, but all I find are the bastard people who make the fun with me and racist attack.
Then I see you in the Fibbers next week, but am the shy and cannot say hello, and the bouncer throw me out, bastard man. I just want you to drink the cans with me and do the violent dansing, show you how we have the good time in Poland. I love the Irish ladies and you for me are the one.
You be my girlfriend not my kurwa, I promise.
Write me back Lower Deck sound girl.
http://www.gumtree.ie/dublin/02/33665802.html
