Medical complaints (1 Viewer)

[dudley]

Owie

 

[pete]

seconded

 

[shower another shower]

Medical complains are grand if you've had yourself checked out and diagnosed. If ye have, complain away.

 

[Cornu Ammonis]

Owie

R U OK hun?

 

[Jim Daniels]

I'm fucking Irish, I'll deal with something being wrong for the rest of my life.

Colin Sullivan

 

[Stereotype]

I'm a psychopath and I don't really care.

 

[rettucs]

the itchy mickey thread

carry on

 

[7 - No tomorrow]

For the third month on the trot I have chopped the tip off one of my fingers.

 

[rettucs]

I need to pay more attention to thumped

 

[pete]

I need to pay more attention to thumped

who doesn't?

 

[HMD]

Crippled with rage.

 

[washingcattle]

Right here goes.

I've pulled a muscle in my chest, I did this before while drunkenly lifting weights at a gaf party. I did it during the week by coughing, fucking coughing for fuck sake !! It's fucking sore as fuck. My Knee only has half the ligament it should have ever since I damaged my ACL as a teenager so it hurts like fuck every time the weather changes (and yes I know that sounds like bollox but it hurts all spring and autumn every year like clockwork. It's cold here today and I can feel a sting right across my knee, it's poxy) My hands are a disaster, callous mixed with old flakey callous and a multitude of cuts/scabs I rubbed my lady's leg tonight, she was wearing tights and it sounded like a Wolf Eyes record. I've got about 12 moles that I'm fairly sure have changed shape and my lungs are fucked from all the dust I work around. I quit smoking (sober) years ago but I cough all the time, fucking London pollution, it gives me the fear because I really want to go to Mexico and Santiago which are probably way more polluted.

Oh yeah and I need prescription sunglasses because A. I need glasses and B. The sunlight here is giving me worse headaches than ever.

I broke a rib a few months ago and that was nothing in comparison to this, at least that was one shitty complaint instead of half a fucking dozen - One good complaint - that's what I need. Something to focus on, a real bad one. A weekend on the piss should do it. Here's to getting something broke in a fall.

Hurrah!!!


Actually to be honest I feel great. Hard work never killed anyone. Why does it hurt so much though ?

 

[rettucs]

have a bit of a twinge in my right achilles tendon

 

[7 - No tomorrow]

Stayed over in this apt I am house sitting in.

Just showered and there is not one goddamn thing of hair gel in the whole place, while there is literally about 40 yokes of moisturiser of one type or another.

 

[therealjohnny]

That's a very metrosexual dilemma

 

[therealjohnny]

Not that there's anything wrong with that

 

[7 - No tomorrow]

That's a very metrosexual dilemma

My hair looks like Hitler's in the Downfall meltdown scene.
Not a good look.

 

[therealjohnny]

Mine goes all eraser head if I don't have "product"

I would dislike this post for using that term if I could

 

[pete]

Mine goes all eraser head if I don't have "product"

I would dislike this post for using that term if I could

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