Is it wrong to.. (2 Viewers)

[Jelly_Block]

....stand over a mirror, to look at one's rectum?

Myself and my mate were caught doing it last night by another friend who we don't like that much so we don't care what he thinks. FYI we were comparing rectums on the advice from a doctor on GMTV, who was talking about anal rapture in young males. Mine was fine, his was fucked (Don't take that the wrong way-He did). Bought him some sun-flower oil as instructed by Doctor Mohammodyabit and pressed round until soft/hard.

 

[the strange guy]

'Anal Rapture'
Classic.

 

[frona]

 

[Froog]

 

[JohnnyRaz]

....stand over a mirror, to look at one's rectum?

only acceptable if you are staging a one man re-enactment of the H-blocks. ditto smearing shite on yourself.

 

[Jelly_Block]

Thats next Weds

 

[classic seanc]

It is wrong to stand over a mirror examining your rectum. Is that OK?

 

[GO]

I just gave it bash,to see what all the commotions about.

 

[cmndr mind fuck]

if youve 'anal knots', youve a problem.. fair play for checking your hole for the regular 'hole' problems....Jellym fair play for this thread, im checking now..

 

[classic seanc]

It is wrong to stand over a mirror examining your rectum. Is that OK?

Squatting is of course the best technique I mean.

 

[wild_cat]

Vulgarity...

 

[7 - No tomorrow]

Is it wrong to want a silicone soup spoon?

For chilis, stews and such?

Like don't get me wrong, I'd use the regular spoon for the first 98% of the chili. But for the final clean up, I'd bring in Mr. Silicone.
It would be like a mop up crew. Harvey Keitel in Pulp Fiction.

Maybe I should just never run out of bread.

 

[GO]

Is it wrong to want a silicone soup spoon?

For chilis, stews and such?

Like don't get me wrong, I'd use the regular spoon for the first 98% of the chili. But for the final clean up, I'd bring in Mr. Silicone.
It would be like a mop up crew. Harvey Keitel in Pulp Fiction.

Maybe I should just never run out of bread.

Thats a fucking great idea.

Dragons Den that shit

 

[7 - No tomorrow]

Thats a fucking great idea.

Dragons Den that shit

Like I want that last bit of chili, but I hate doing all those passes with that scrapey metal-on-delph sound and you never get it all anyway. Just ever-so tiny rows of chili.
Silicone's your man for this end job.

You are welcome to the idea.
Just send me a free one

 

[nooleen]

would you not just stick your head into the bowl to slurp the last drops out like a normal person?

 

[GO]

Yeah never get it all with a regular spoon.

I might start eating chilli with a spatula

 

[7 - No tomorrow]

would you not just stick your head into the bowl to slurp the last drops out like a normal person?

I seem unable to avoid significant nose & chin contact with the chili remains.
This demands a utensil-based solution, I think.

 

[7 - No tomorrow]

I spent a good amount of time on the internet yesterday, they only have the cooking ones or the ones for infants.

I demand an in-between one for the man-with-nothing-better-to-fucking-worry-about!

 

[pete]

this thread has taken quite the turn. All gone very too many cooks.

 

[GO]

Thats the beauty of Indian food.
Yeah get a beaut mop up with a nan

 

[nooleen]

or you could bunch your fingers for an organic scoop solution