How to Make an Atomic Bomb (1 Viewer)

[Keeror]

How to Make an Atomic Bomb
Eisuke G. Kagawa
The Chief of Space Medical Research Center

http://www.people.or.jp/~Eisuke_Kagawa/howtomakeabomb.html

1. Overview
There're various weapon in this world. For example, fire, knife, toxin, gun, missile, aircraft carrier, charm of woman and so on. Then I would explain how to make an atomic bomb which is rare weapon and many terrorists want to get it.

Since the last paper "How nature and mechanical civilization can live together" was received so well in the new step-by-step format, this paper will follow in the same format. If you have a little passion and brain cells outnumber your tooth, you can understand this paper.

2. Materials
Plutonium
Lead box
Tamper
TNT
Triggering device
A little passion
Brain cells outnumber your tooth

 

[Keeror]

3. Construction Method
Step 1.
Get plutonium.
Do not get from a college or a nuclear power plant. As such large quantities of missing plutonium tends to make the engineers unhappy. Before anything else, a man with license to kill and Walther PPK, who loves shaken martini, who was call with number, would contact your girl friends. I suggest that you contact your terrorists neighborhoods or the great thief.

Step 2.
Refine plutonium more than its critical mass. Refined plutonium must be kept in a lead box. An old coffee can will use as it nicely. After handling the material, wash your hands with soap and warm water. Keep refined plutonium in a safe place where children couldn't touch it. Accidentally you eat it or it is in your eye, wash it off with a lot of water and see your doctor.

Step 3.
Make an enclosure with tamper. A brief case is a good idea. If any gas can blow up from it by your control, it is more better. But if your neighbors have never seen a huge briefcase, you should give up this idea.

Step 4.
Arrange the plutonium into two hemi-spherical shapes, separated by about 40 mm. Use gelignite to hold the plutonium dust together. Rubber cement can use as it, but you may not use it. Because you buy such a lot of rubber cement and a clerk will ask to you with suspicion, "Hey, you are making an atomic bomb, don't you?"

Step 5
Pack the TNT and a triggering device around the hemisphere arrangement constructed in step 4. Wire fuse can use as the triggering device, but it must be very long. Do not get twisted.

Step 6.
Enclose the structure from step 5 into the enclosure made in step 3. Now, it was finished. Check the triggering device.

Step 7.
Hide the device from the neighbors and children. Some good idea are under your bed or next to a man who is in your closet.

 

[Keeror]

4. Theory
Detonated TNT compresses the plutonium into a critical mass. It produces a nuclear chain reaction, it promptly produces a big thermonuclear reaction.

5. Notes
In near future, I will produce these papers.

"How to make a time machine"
"How to create a cloned human"
"How to make a teleporter"
"How to get prime numbers"
"How to control world weather"
"Transmittance of cypher code with DNA"
"How to make an anti-gravity machine"
"How to fascinate a fair lady"
"Transcription regulation factors of gene of driving"
"How to master flamenco in a week"

 

[guy of the tiger]

I have a better technique:


Ingriedients:
1x atom.

Utensils:
1x hammer
1x chisel

Directions.
* Place chisel firmly on center of atom.
* Strike chisel solidly with hammer to split atom.
* leggit