Holy Crap (1 Viewer)

[Squack]

The size of it

http://www.local6.com/news/9237092/detail.html?subid=22100428&qs=1;bp=t

 

[Lord Damian]

i ran away from the video crying.

 

[classic seanc]

Trappers said with the size of the alligator, Campbell did not have a chance.
"She would not have had any chance," trapper Curtis Lucas said. "I mean in the water, he has all of the advantage. That is his home ground. He was made to operate and move in the water. She had no chance."

Apparently she didn't have a chance.

 

[Dr Winston Umbogo]

imagine the size of its balls

 

[the departed]

holy shit someone call steve irwin!

 

[TenRabbits]

The hunt also turned up a second large alligator. Both alligators were killed by bang sticks to the head.

WTF?! Bang sticks to the head?

Did they get a bunch of primary school kids to kill them or something? "We was touchin it and it was scary so we made bang sticks and stuck them to its face and the BANG and it was dead"

Sweet jeebus it's year zero all over again. Except for alligators.

 

[Wavioli]

imagine the size of its balls

Im going to bite your head off, because I dont like your head...

 

[Lord Damian]

imagine the size of its balls

haha - is there ANY situation which that movie cannot provide a perfect quote for?

the answer is no.

i demand to have some booze.

 

[Raudi Raus Schinkel]

imagine the size of its balls

Yeah, Imagine goin into Penney's and tryin to find him an underpants.

 

[Wavioli]

Yeah, Imagine goin into Penney's and tryin to find him an underpants.

I dont really know why thats so funny, but - CHORTLE TO THE MAXXX