hey nick (3 Viewers)

[george mcfly]

get your legs off the arm of the couch

 

[george mcfly]

insert your favourite lethal weapon quote here

 

[Diddles]

I've only two weeks left to retirement.

 

[Goff]

"Kill people ... Only thing I ever
did good. When I was nineteen, I
did a guy in Laos from a thousand
yards out.

Rifle shot in high wind.

(beat)

Ten guys in the world coulda made
that shot. Huh. Only thing I was
ever good at.
(pause; then)

Well, see you tomorrow."
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Shane Black rules.

 

[HMD]

Martin Riggs: You want me to drive?
Roger Murtaugh: No, you're supposed to be suicidal, remember? I'LL drive.
Martin Riggs: Anybody who drives around in this town IS suicidal.

 

[Diddles]

There's a bomb on the jax lads.

 

[classic seanc]

I'm getting too old for this shit.

 

[cookiemonster]

 

[Diddles]

You have the right to remain unconscious. Anything you say ain't gonna be much.

 

[Yurn!]

Hey you shaved the beard.

 

[THRILLHO]

DIPLOMATIC IMMUNITY!

 

[Goff]

But...you're blik...!

 

[Yurn!]

You're gonna bust Dixie!
You're gonna bust Dixie!
You're gonna bust Dixie!
You're gonna bust Dixie!

 

[avernus]

DIPLOMATIC IMMUNITY!

Just been revoked!

 

[Diddles]

d'ye like me caravan?

 

[HMD]

Touch it.



_

 

[mr pharmacist!!!!1]

still havnt seen any lethal weapon movie yet...

 

[Wilbert]

[Endo shocks Riggs with a device]
Mr. Joshua: Hit him again. [Endo does] [Riggs groans as his body shakes violently]

Mr. Joshua: Hit him again. [Endo hits him again for longer]

Mr. Joshua: Come on! Tell me about the shipment!

Martin Riggs: [yells and spouts gibberish, then spits at Endo, tries to reach Joshua] I swear I'm gonna fucking kill the both of you!

 

[David Kronenbourg]

still havnt seen any lethal weapon movie yet...

really? i've never seen a rocky. we should talk

 

[Cormcolash]

"WHAT ARE YOU DOING?"

"I'm taking a goddamn shit!"