hector & happy, part 3 (1 Viewer)

[Ex-User (252)]

happy says:
nice day, innit?

Random Man says:
lovely

happy says:
i love the sun on my face

Idiot Bench says:
what a day to die

Random Man says:
you old romantic you

happy says:
i don't feel depressed today, i feel good about stuff

happy says:
i'm looking forward to going on holidays

happy says:
i'm going to mexico

Random Man says:
that's great

happy says:
it's something to look forward to

Random Man says:
it's good that you're focused on the future

happy says:
aren't you?

Random Man says:
of course i am

Random Man says:
each day is a glorious struggle against mediocrity

happy says:
mediocrity ... you think it might be more pronounced in ireland than anywhere else?

Random Man says:
our past record in mediocrity is fairly complelling

Random Man says:
eurovision, riverdance, tony cascarino, boyzone

happy says:
not just media exports, i mean in our very essence

Random Man says:
contrarily, i feel our essence is teh antithesis of mediocrity

Random Man says:
i feel we, as a nation, have done our forefathers a great disservice with our 'new ireland'

happy says:
yes, i forget so quickly. where and how did we lose it? how did it get so fucked up?

Random Man says:
when we stopped fighting, hag.

Random Man says:
we used to have to fight for everything in this country...

Random Man says:
now it's handed to us with a muffin basket from delta airlines

happy says:
i remember when i was young, things seemed much harder to come by, my mum had to work 2 jobs and i had to make dinner for lodgers

happy says:
now, i'm going on holidays to america soon.

happy says:
it seems a bit too convenient

Random Man says:
yes. we've lost the edge...

happy says:
i don't think i'll be able to enjoy it now

Random Man says:
being poor made what we achieved seem relevant....

Random Man says:
now we act like it's preordained

happy says:
tell me about it

happy says:
i don't even enjoy drugs any more

happy says:
they seem tiresome to me

happy says:
i used to get such a buzz offova yoke me...

happy says:
now it's like an inconvenience, like unzipping when you need to piss or seomthing

Random Man says:
enervated and old feeling, this new ireland has left it's young pampered and old before it's time

happy says:
where did it all go wrong?

happy says:
totally.

Random Man says:
imagine us trying to fight for anything anymore....

happy says:
i still fight

Random Man says:
of course WE do

happy says:
like if there's a band i want to support, i bug the shit out of the promoter for ages

Random Man says:
that's cos we're not blinded

happy says:
and the promoter usually ends up hating me

happy says:
but i say, at least i fought, i did my foreskin proud

Random Man says:
yes. willy pearse died so that 12 people could 'hear' Guapo.

happy says:
jesus, take a chill pill kittser!

happy says:
hey, are you like into politics or something?

Idiot Bench says:
i'm into everything

Idiot Bench says:
renaissance man, me

happy says:
even me? you into me? the idea of me?

Idiot Bench says:
you moist lips hissing expletives into my ears?

Idiot Bench says:
that kinda thing?

happy says:
sure, why not?

Idiot Bench says:
<some emoticon>

happy says:
i think our building's on fire

Idiot Bench says:
you burning there?

happy says:
smells like it, might be just my apres rasage

Idiot Bench says:
oyyyyyyyyyyyyyyvey

Idiot Bench says:
<some emoticon>

Idiot Bench says:
state of us... eh?

Idiot Bench says:
fucking state of us

happy says:
state of you, get with the program

Idiot Bench says:
i'm trying buddy, i'm trying...

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Idiot Bench says:
paris would make my fucking life

happy says:
yeah?

happy says:
italy is going to make mine

Idiot Bench says:
what the fuck would we do with out this music scam?

Idiot Bench says:
i just love paris, like

happy says:
oh right

happy says:
my heart is in italy

happy says:
for sure

happy says:
i'm going to end up there, i'm certain of it

happy says:
southern italy, maybe sicily

Idiot Bench says:
i'm looking forward to that too...

Idiot Bench says:
but my hearts in paris.. i'd love to live there fro six months doing nothing...

happy says:
smoking gitannes

happy says:
drinking wine

happy says:
and coffee

happy says:
i *know*

Idiot Bench says:
off to the musee d'orsay to loung about...

Idiot Bench says:
chatting up the american tourists...

happy says:
i like it

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[rothko]

It's more interesting if'n you read it from the bottom up...

 

[Ex-User (252)]

conor, i fucking love you man, it's so *so* true.

 

[Ex-User (252)]

happy says:
idiot bitch

happy says:
you there?

Who touched my breast? says:
see me

happy says:
i touched em by the way

happy says:
yer boobs that is

Who touched my breast? says:
it was you eh?

Who touched my breast? says:
you galoot

happy says:
u see that pic of the 2 grumps from the muppets?

happy says:
ha ha ha ha

happy says:
<some emoticon>

happy says:
very funny

happy says:
so true

happy says:
ha ha ha

Who touched my breast? says:
statler and waldorf

Who touched my breast? says:
classic stuff

happy says:
hee hee hee

happy says:
classic

Who touched my breast? says:
brilliant all together

Who touched my breast? says:
we bring that place a touch of class

happy says:
totally

happy says:
i couldn't have thought of a better comparison meself like

Who touched my breast? says:
some emoticon.... ha ha

happy says:
i love it

happy says:
you know this conor guy? i think i want to know him better

happy says:
he's sharp

Who touched my breast? says:
that's us, like, us sorted, done

happy says:
nail on the head etc.

happy says:
doesn't make us any less relevant buh

happy says:
they need statler and waldorf

Who touched my breast? says:
we're so fucking relevant right now

happy says:
ha ha ha

happy says:
we're so july 2002

Who touched my breast? says:
they sertinly do

Who touched my breast? says:
up. to. the. fucking. minute

happy says:
right on

happy says:
why are we still in work at 6.15?

happy says:
what's wrong with us?

happy says:
oh right, i have to be here

Who touched my breast? says:
here til seven

happy says:
shit buzz dude

Who touched my breast? says:
what's the skinny with your gig tonight?

happy says:
fancy a few pints after?

happy says:
come along, we get loaded

happy says:
parnell mooney

happy says:
aparently, there's gonna be some punk goin down

Who touched my breast? says:
i can't be getting loaded again... my fuckin belly is on the verge of collapse...

happy says:
you love yer punk, right?

turn the lights on, someone is trying to ride me says:
what time are you on at

happy says:
em, 9.30 or so i think

turn the lights on, someone is trying to ride me says:
grand

turn the lights on, someone is trying to ride me says:
i just want to avoid punks as much as possible

happy says:
ah right

happy says:
sure they might be nice fellas an' all

turn the lights on, someone is trying to ride me says:
who else is going?

happy says:
dunno

happy says:
richie said he'd drop down but i took that with a pinch of salt

turn the lights on, someone is trying to ride me says:
grand so

turn the lights on, someone is trying to ride me says:
i'll be there about nine

happy says:
ah grand so

turn the lights on, someone is trying to ride me says:
you bolloc

happy says:
why?

happy says:
why you mean to me now?

turn the lights on, someone is trying to ride me says:
i so wanted to stay in....

turn the lights on, someone is trying to ride me says:
ah, get over it, will ye?

happy says:
fuck you man, fuck you PUNK!

turn the lights on, someone is trying to ride me says:
yeah, yeah, yeah

happy says:
punck as fuck you are

happy says:
you and your cakey mates

turn the lights on, someone is trying to ride me says:
yeah, i'm the one in gz playing with the punks, me

happy says:
sleeping with a whore doesn't make me a whore

happy says:
you're *so* 2-D

turn the lights on, someone is trying to ride me says:
very profound....

turn the lights on, someone is trying to ride me says:
really, you're some kind of philosphoper

happy says:
yeah? well you're some kind of gipsy punk

happy says:
how do ye like dem apples?

happy says:
huh?

turn the lights on, someone is trying to ride me says:
i'll gip you in a minute