has anyone got a spare penis for sale/rent? (1 Viewer)

[micro_chainsaw]

im starting college in september and i need one..im thinkin of stapeling it to my upper back

for those of you 'culchie pints niteclub' rejectos who think i want it cos of 'all the action i think im going to get-' im afraid you are wholly mistaken.

i want it so i can nurture it






and kiss it.



and name it...





malcom

 

[10 years of noise and confusion]

Originally posted by some fag
im starting college in september and i need one..im thinkin of stapeling it to my upper back

i can help in this particular area. only recently i had to buy a new penis after riding nine's ma the length and breadth of eyre square shopping centre, so you can have my old one.............................................if you ask her nicely!!

 

[binky]

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[bob_jesus]

Originally posted by micro_chainsaw
im starting college in september and i need one..im thinkin of stapeling it to my upper back

for those of you 'culchie pints niteclub' rejectos who think i want it cos of 'all the action i think im going to get-' im afraid you are wholly mistaken.

i want it so i can nurture it

so it's not to balance the one in the middle of your forehead then?

 

[The Green Fairy]

Damn. If I had have known they were a viable commodity, I could have harvested them from ex-boyfriends.

Sure, half of them didn't know what to do with them anyway

 

[Ex-User (252)]

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[quackster]

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