Futurama Thread (1 Viewer)

[gugai]

“It’s amazing that your people can fall in love so fast.” Leela
“Love? That word is unknown here. I’m simply looking for a female
swollen with eggs to accept my genetic material.” Zoidberg
“You and me both, brother.” Fry

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“The holiday season is time of celebration for most but it is
also the time to remember the tragic suffering of the less
fortunate.” Newslady
“Earthlings do not yet know the meaning of suffering.” Morbo the NewsMonster

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"It was almost the perfect crime, but you forgot the one thing: rock crushes scissors. But paper covers rock. And scissors cuts paper. Kif, we have a conundrum. Search them for paper. And bring me a rock." Zapp

 

[RSJ]

Best bit in futurama was the suicide booth. After that it was steadily down hill

 

[SONYMEGADRIVE]

"GGRRRRRRRRRRGHHH!!!!" - spiro agnew

 

[Yurn!]

Zap Brannigan please.

 

[Break Neck Speed]

"Human Horn"

 

[SONYMEGADRIVE]

"mr h.g. blob"

horrible gelatinous blob

funney

 

[Osama Van Halen]

SLURMS McKENZIE....
ALLAAHQUAANNDO!!!

 

[Osamy Van Hagar]

SLURMS McKENZIE....
ALLAAHQUAANNDO!!!

 

[therealjohnny]

http://web.qx.net/lhaddix/htoad.htm

 

[Break Neck Speed]

"rythmic ceremonial ritual"

 

[nofriendo]

Dr. Zoidberg: Now Fry, it's been a few years since medical school so remind me; disembowling in your species—fatal or non-fatal?

Leela: Super Strength?
Fry: Yep.
Leela: Lickity speed?
Fry: Check.
Leela: Ability to command the loyalty of sea creatures?
Fry: Hey, Zoidberg, get in here!
Dr. Zoidberg: Screw you!
Leela: Ain't got that.

 

[Lili Marlene]

"War Over!
Balls Thoroughly Licked"

oh and

"You've watched it! YOU CAN'T UNWATCH IT"

 

[Osama Van Halen]

SLURMS McKENZIE....
ALLAAHQUAANNDO!!!

ONCE AGAIN...SINGIN' MY SONGS.

OLD HAMMY GAYBAR LADIES AND GENTLEMAN...GIVE 'EM A ROUND OF TEQUILLA

 

[Wavioli]

futurama- its no king of the hill.

if you get my drift...

 

[Anthony]

bender: "oh.. your.. god"

 

[Wilbert]

Fry: "My folks were always on me to groom myself and wear underpants. What am I, the pope?"

also Fry: "Its just like the story of the grasshopper and the octopus. All year long the grasshopper kept burying acorns for winter while the octopus mooched off his girlfriend and watched TV. Then the winter came, and the grasshopper died, and the octopus ate all his acorns and also he got a racecar. Is any of this getting through to you?"

Professor Farnsworth: "Everyone's always in favour of saving Hitler's brain. But when you put it in the body of a great white shark, ooohh! Suddenly you've gone too far!"

Zapp Brannigan: "Why'd you open your bong hole you smelly hippy? You'd sacrifice a beautiful woman to save a moderately attractive monkey?"

 

[Unclealo]

Bender: (Sings) "I like stealing, I like taking stuff.."

 

[Osamy Van Hagar]

ONCE AGAIN...SINGIN' MY SONGS.

OLD HAMMY GAYBAR LADIES AND GENTLEMAN...GIVE 'EM A ROUND OF TEQUILLA

Hey, "Hammy Gaybar" - is that like a humourous variation on my name?
That's pretty funny when I think about it. You're insinuating I am a
homosexual right? That's awesome - well done. You rule!

 

[Osama Van Halen]

Hey, "Hammy Gaybar" - is that like a humourous variation on my name?
That's pretty funny when I think about it. You're insinuating I am a
homosexual right? That's awesome - well done. You rule!

YOU BETTA BELIEVE IT!!!

ALL NINJA'S ARE NUT DUSTING STEAMERS...CHECK OUT GOHATTO
NOT MANY NINJAS IN FUTURALLAHQUAANDO THOUGH

 

[Osamy Van Hagar]

Excuse me?