Fuck Cricket, lets talk DARTS. (1 Viewer)

[Corey]

Owns a bar. Eats Pies. Plays darts. Goes to bed.
A true Spartan Athlete.


Look at that shoulder; still as a pond on a windless day...

See his arms raised victorious, and his trouser zipper, daringly open...

The one and only.......but remeber:

-there can be only one...


Lets hear it for Darts.

 

[Osama Van Halen]

DARTS ARE UNRELIABLE, DIRTY AND FULL OF THE EXTREMES OF OUR CITY... IE: SUPER TOFF RUGBY NOBS v SUPER NAFF SCUMBAG CROOKS....it goes on

 

[Lefty Frizzell]

colin monk. a loving father and husband at home, an unpredictable savage on the oche.

bobby george. one of my all time heroes even if he does beat his wife. end of story.

 

[SONYMEGADRIVE]

childhood memory: in car waiting to get on ferry behind bus full of english scouts who think my dad is eric bristow - all doing the international hand gesture for darts

 

[Dwight]

Fordham supposedly drinks 25 pints a day on average. Can't argue with that. A man-mountain.

 

[Corey]

Bobby Fucking George. Forgot about him. Go on my son.

If Allah was a darts man, osama would be singing Bobby's praises; but nnnnNNNOOOoooo. Osama's into hoops Because allah said so.

Guess that makes Allah a ............
-Basketball Diety.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

 

[ICUH8N]

Fordham is a fucking legend. What about Barneveld though? a steely-cold automaton. If darts were Top Gun, Fordham would be Maverick, but Barneveld would be the Iceman.

 

[Wavioli]

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