Alan Remorse said:
http://www.sonymusic.co.jp/Music/International/Special/BobLog/vol3.htmlHow to Make More Guitar Practicing My suggestion to you, my dear reader and aspiring and accomplished guitarists, is to imagine tits clapping along with your guitar every time you practice. Hello I am Bob Log III. I would like to share a little secret with you. I have found every song sounds better if you imagine tits clapping together in it. By imagining tits clapping, I mean imagine the sight and sound of two breasts being pushed together just loud enough to make an audible 'clap'. It is a much nicer and softer sound than a hand clap. If you imagine this sound of tits clapping together correctly while you practice, you will find yourself practicing more and more, longer and longer. When imagined correctly, the fast songs are quite exciting and enjoyable.
This technique can be used for all types of music and there are many different kinds of tits to imagine clapping for different songs. Old ones, young ones, fat, brown, or round. For instance- I like to imagine huge black tits clapping the beat when I practice 'Stairway to Heaven'. I learned that song in only three days. And I particularly enjoy imagining three pairs of different size and color tits clapping in harmony while I practice 'Greensleves'.
The point is, to get good, you need to practice a lot, so you better enjoy it. Tits can help.
Now, if you are a girl, please first attempt to try to imagine tits clapping along with your guitar anyway. Try playing 'Roll Over Beethoven' or 'Hey Joe' and insert the breasts of your choice. I do not recommend imagining your own breasts clapping along however- I have heard this can be very disturbing.
If as a girl, you find that clapping tits does not make you want to practice guitar more, you must experiment and find the sound that works for you. BUT PLEASE!- and this is important!- DO NOT imagine the sound of a man's balls clapping together! This is not a good sound! Nobody likes it. It will not make any song better. STOP!
If you try my imaginary tits clapping along while you practice technique, soon you will be practicing more than you ever have before. You will break a string everyday. Do not forget to eat! Your friends will be amazed at how good at guitar you have become.
'How did you do it?' they will ask. And you can honestly answer- 'Tits.'
Excuse me, I am going to go practice 'Greensleves'.
Bob Log III
Eoddy Gorilla said:
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