Feminists, Feast Your Eyes (1 Viewer)

[the strange guy]

India, land of curry and sexual frustration. Physical contact between the sexes is frowned upon. You can't even hold hands. When I saw lads walking around holding each others hands, stroking each others wrists, there was me thinking 'India, man. Progressive as fuck'. Not so. They're straight apparently. It's like prison sex, only without the sex (allegedly). They must be demons in the sack when they finally get down to it on their (arranged) wedding night.

All of this frustration has an outlet. I found a site that allows Indian men to vent their tension. It's an Indian celebrity gossip site.
Link1 Link2 Link3

It's not like other gossip sites. The stories range from one actress refusing to show her bra to another giving a sneaky glimpse of cleavage. It's about as [SIZE=-1]risqué as Bosco until you get to the readers' comments.[/SIZE] It's almost like they think that the stories are invitations from the celebrity to have sex with whoever can upload their email address first. The aggression blended with the poor English really leaves a horrific impression.

Here's a few choice examples.

hi nams u r too sexy . i want to drink milk from ur breast .if u i would have married u i will be fucking u everyday and kissing in the morning itself .if u marry me i wil take care of u very much.pl reply me.

I am in love with u tanushree and will love just tospend one night
with u trust me it is going to be the best night of your life Iwill do
a lot of things with u like kissing your boobs and putting my hands up
your panties

Most disturbing of all...

like Ayesha Takia…. she really has a way of making men mad…..I wanna fuck her boobs….Wanna fuckk her hard…..Fuck her till deth

Madness.

 

[oh shit]

hi namitha
i am ur graetest of all fan ,,,,u looks sexy,beutiful with ur huge tits and that bigest boobs,,,i want to with u for atleast for a hour ,,,plzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

at least an hour! easy there sport

 

[nooleen]

i thought this was going to be a picture of a castrated man. disappointing.

 

[nooleen]

"namitha u have best bare arms in whole south india, increase ur fat u look sexy, if u happen to read this plz follow my advice, enjoy ur sex life"

"i want to do sex with u plz, i will give my whole property including anand my best friend"

"Wow.. She is realy dam hot.. Soo sexy and fucking bitch..Nice figure and big Ass. Nice smile with sexy eyes. Very sexy Indian fucking bitch.. Wowo.. I am mastubating you Namitha.. I want to see your fucking hole.. Dont sell it to friends only.. show us.. I will kill you..I know.. you are real sexy bitch in real life..want enjoy with 9 inch.. cocks.. you are real sexy machine"

 

[Mormon Nailer]

Indians are scarily touchy feely with a few pints in them. They are always hugging and rubbing each other when they are pissed. Very odd.

 

[the strange guy]

Look, I'll just say what everyone else is thinking.
You're all fucking racist.

 

[nooleen]

Indians are scarily touchy feely with a few pints in them. They are always hugging and rubbing each other when they are pissed. Very odd.

racist.

 

[nooleen]

Look, I'll just say what everyone else is thinking.
You're all fucking racist.

i thought you were busy rubbing your shiny brown eggs in bollywood vomit

 

[Mormon Nailer]

racist.

How do you figure that?

 

[nooleen]

i've been watching celebrity big brother, i know racism when i see it.

 

[the strange guy]

If you think Indians get touchy feely, try going to a Skinhead gig.
Nobody can keep their Fred Perry shirts on, there's no women, the men drape their arms around each other, practically licking the sweat off each others chests and they cut their hair to make them resemble their one desire - COCK. You actually have to step in to stop the gig from becoming one big anal choo-choo train.

 

[DEARLYDEMENTED]

If you think Indians get touchy feely, try going to a Skinhead gig.
Nobody can keep their Fred Perry shirts on, there's no women, the men drape their arms around each other, practically licking the sweat off each others chests and they cut their hair to make them resemble their one desire - COCK. You actually have to step in to stop the gig from becoming one big anal choo-choo train.

I really need to get out more so let us know the next time id love to see that sweaty skinheads, anal choo choo train, they should make a porno about that it would be well nice

 

[nooleen]

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[Janer]

Great film/soundtrack.

 

[therealjohnny]

 

[São Paulo Punk]

Whilst scouring google images for more skinhead related homo-erotica, I bizarrely came across this and realised that...

Johnnystress looks like Robert Goulet!

Keep up the good work Johnny - la-da-dee-ba-ba-dooooooooooo...

 

[demonica]

Oh skinhead I want fuck your head for at least one hour

!ninjaaaa!ninjaaaa!ninjaaaa

 

[Janer]

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[therealjohnny]

Whilst scouring google images for more skinhead related homo-erotica, I bizarrely came across this and realised that...

Johnnystress looks like Robert Goulet!

Keep up the good work Johnny - la-da-dee-ba-ba-dooooooooooo...

I wish!

i never knew Robert was born without a moustache

Off to ebay for a black poloneck and red cardy ensemble....

for the cd release gig

this coming friday folks

 

[Vinnie]

You actually have to step in to stop the gig from becoming one big anal choo-choo train.

Yeah, that's what I'd say too if I was caught in a skinhead anal choo choo train.

"I was stepping in to stop it when my pants fell down and that's the last thing I remember"