Dog fanciers? (1 Viewer)

[jane]

It really is what they're called, I SWEAR.

Does anyone know anybody who is part of a dog-breed club, and/or shows their dogs? I wanna talk to them. It's partly an excuse to play with dogs, of course, and why not? Dogs rule.

 

[Pantone247]

jessus you should seen the girl I was chatting up last night Jane, she was FOUL, like bulldog with a banger up it's arse AND she had a lazy eye and slobbers a little when she talked... God she was HOT!!!

 

[jane]

jessus you should seen the girl I was chatting up last night Jane, she was FOUL, like bulldog with a banger up it's arse AND she had a lazy eye and slobbers a little when she talked... God she was HOT!!!

That wasn't slobber, it was lip gloss.

And my eye isn't lazy, it's just bored.

 

[Pantone247]

P247 - trust me sweetheart, you are the most bet-down woman I have ever met

J - oh you, I bet you say that to all the girls

P247 - no seriously baby doll, you are rrrooouuuggghhh!

J - *giggles*

 

[CitySickness]

The dalmation championship show is on in Blackrock on the 5th August.
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[jane]

The dalmation championship show is on in Blackrock on the 5th August.
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OH NO! I'll be away. Fuck. I'd love that. Them dogs are class.

I think there's a hound show the following week. I'm thinking of popping along. BASSET HOUNDS! No way! Yes -- WAY! I love Basset Hounds.

 

[therealjohnny]

P247 - trust me sweetheart, you are the most bet-down woman I have ever met

J - oh you, I bet you say that to all the girls

P247 - no seriously baby doll, you are rrrooouuuggghhh!

J - *giggles*

Did you get a good sniff of her arse?

 

[jane]

Did you get a good sniff of her arse?

Who doesn't?

Pantsy has impeccable manners. He even put down newspapers in case I got too hyper.

 

[magicbastarder]

dalmatians are up near the top in numbers of attacks on kids in america apparently, mainly for two reasons - disney, and they're aggressive.

 

[CitySickness]

Some day - and I know this deep in my heart - I will be president.
President of the Hound Association of Ireland, that is.

Until then, I will contrive to finagle my way into the upper reaches of the Irish Soft Coated Wheaten Terrier Club.

 

[jane]

Some day - and I know this deep in my heart - I will be president.
President of the Hound Association of Ireland, that is.

Until then, I will contrive to finagle my way into the upper reaches of the Irish Soft Coated Wheaten Terrier Club.

If you're gonna be President, I'm gonna be President For Life of The All Dog Association Of Ireland and veto all your decisions.

My letterhead will be all, "STAY OFF MY LAWN."

 

[CitySickness]

dalmatians are up near the top in numbers of attacks on kids in america apparently, mainly for two reasons - disney, and they're aggressive.

I don't see how a dog watching Disney films would make them attack children. Except for those interfering little shitheads in The Parent Trap.

 

[jane]

dalmatians are up near the top in numbers of attacks on kids in america apparently, mainly for two reasons - disney, and they're aggressive.

Yeah. I think people misunderstand the poor Dalmatian. When they re-released 101 Dalmations, they always end up having to issue loads of warnings that they aren't the best family pets. They require very firm training, although they're lovely if htey have that, but what happens is, families get them without realising what they need. It's down to irresponsible dog ownership, and people caving to their kids' demands rather than doing their homework about what the best dog for their family would be. Plus, they're overbred and like a lot of dogs that are popular as part of a breed-trend, people don't really know where they're getting them from.

I think people should watch Lady and the Tramp and see the benefits of getting a lovely sweet dog from the pound who will make you spaghetti dinners in a city dump.

 

[jane]

I don't see how a dog watching Disney films would make them attack children. Except for those interfering little shitheads in The Parent Trap.

They just have a much lower Disney threshold than most other breeds, almost as low as a healthy adult human's tolerance for Winnie the Pooh. Even the amazing Pete's Dragon makes them ancy.

 

[magicbastarder]

also, dalmatians are part-albino, and melanin (missing in albinos) is used in the brain as a signalling molecule; human albinos are also more aggressive. at least according to temple grandin.

 

[CitySickness]

If you're gonna be President, I'm gonna be President For Life of The All Dog Association Of Ireland and veto all your decisions.

My letterhead will be all, "STAY OFF MY LAWN."

You'll be a lame dog president if you can't hold onto the house of Rhodesian Ridgeback. Them bitches is mine.

 

[magicbastarder]

i know someone thinking of getting one of these; i think they're nuts.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Boerboel

 

[CitySickness]

also, dalmatians are part-albino, and melanin (missing in albinos) is used in the brain as a signalling molecule; human albinos are also more aggressive. at least according to temple grandin.

Absolutely. I've lost count of the number of times I've been attacked in the face by roving albino gangs.

 

[jane]

You'll be a lame dog president if you can't hold onto the house of Rhodesian Ridgeback. Them bitches is mine.

Listen Mister, my girl Roxy (the dog, not the Thumpeder) is a Rhodesian Ridgeback cross with a bowel problem, and she'll have somehting to say about that. And I can tell you now, it won't come out of the upholstery.

 

[magicbastarder]

Absolutely. I've lost count of the number of times I've been attacked in the face by roving albino gangs.

don't go out at night; they can't attack during the day.