did you ever wish you could just have a Rocky montage instead? (2 Viewers)

[avernus]

I mean instead of doing the grueling junk you gotta do to get where you're going, how about a montage? Some pumping music over it. You doing a bunch of productive stuff, chasing chickens, running on the beach with Carl Weathers and then when you're like ready - freeze frame of you punching the air or some shit. Come on, life. Throw me a fricken bone, you cunt.

 

[drkdrk]

You're not working hard enough for a montage, avernus

 

[avernus]

You're not working hard enough for a montage, avernus

undeniable. but the montage might psych me up to?

 

[classic seanc]

::clef::Risin' up, back on the street
Did my time, took my chances::clef::

(typing)

::clef::Went the distance, now I'm back on my feet
Just a man and his will to survive ::clef::

(shuffling papers)

::clef::So many times, it happens too fast
You change your passion for glory ::clef::

(reading junk mail)

::clef:on't lose your grip on the dreams of the past
You must fight just to keep them alive ::clef::


::clef::It's the ::clef::

(checks Thumped)

::clef::eye of the tiger, it's the cream of the fight
Risin' up to the challenge of our rival::clef::

(going to the toilet)

::clef::And the last known survivor stalks his prey in the night ::clef::

(making a cup of tea)

::clef::And he's watchin' us all in the eye ::clef::

(looking at watch)

::clef:f the tiger ::clef::

(going home)

And fade

 

[avernus]

::clef::Risin' up, back on the street
Did my time, took my chances::clef::

(typing)

::clef::Went the distance, now I'm back on my feet
Just a man and his will to survive ::clef::

(shuffling papers)

::clef::So many times, it happens too fast
You change your passion for glory ::clef::

(reading junk mail)

::clef:on't lose your grip on the dreams of the past
You must fight just to keep them alive ::clef::


::clef::It's the ::clef::

(checks Thumped)

::clef::eye of the tiger, it's the cream of the fight
Risin' up to the challenge of our rival::clef::

(going to the toilet)

::clef::And the last known survivor stalks his prey in the night ::clef::

(making a cup of tea)

::clef::And he's watchin' us all in the eye ::clef::

(looking at watch)

::clef:f the tiger ::clef::

(going home)

And fade

yeah! not too much to ask really is it? am I champion of the world yet?

 

[classic seanc]

Eye of the Tiger is too obvious though. What would be your ideal montage music?

 

[drkdrk]

Eye of the Tiger is too obvious though. What would be your ideal montage music?

For avernus?
"I Love to Love" by Tina Charles

 

[avernus]

Eye of the Tiger is too obvious though. What would be your ideal montage music?

Carmina Burana.

 

[avernus]

For avernus?
"I Love to Love" by Tina Charles

stay away from my record collection!

 

[george mcfly]

the rocky soundtrack plays in my head at least once everyday

if i had to choose another song..

"she works hard for the money"

 

[Hector Grey]

tiger feet

 

[SONYMEGADRIVE]

"small town boy" for me

 

[george mcfly]

"small town boy" for me

that's funny, i always hear that playing in my head when you're around!

 

[Jill Hives]

the rocky soundtrack plays in my head at least once everyday

if i had to choose another song..

"she works hard for the money"

What about Dolly's 9 to 5? ......*cue typewriter sound effects....

 

[MrT]

Dont forget the days highlight...cheeky wank in the jacks
"::clef::So many times, it happens too fast "

::clef::Risin' up, back on the street
Did my time, took my chances::clef::

(typing)

::clef::Went the distance, now I'm back on my feet
Just a man and his will to survive ::clef::

(shuffling papers)

::clef::So many times, it happens too fast
You change your passion for glory ::clef::

(reading junk mail)

::clef:on't lose your grip on the dreams of the past
You must fight just to keep them alive ::clef::


::clef::It's the ::clef::

(checks Thumped)

::clef::eye of the tiger, it's the cream of the fight
Risin' up to the challenge of our rival::clef::

(going to the toilet)

::clef::And the last known survivor stalks his prey in the night ::clef::

(making a cup of tea)

::clef::And he's watchin' us all in the eye ::clef::

(looking at watch)

::clef:f the tiger ::clef::

(going home)

And fade

 

[george mcfly]

What about Dolly's 9 to 5? ......*cue typewriter sound effects....

oh yeah, that's the one!

 

[timbot]

Well, it is the song I would have playing if I was ever in a boxing match but probably just the opening riff of CKY's 96 quite bitter beings over and over and over...

 

[avernus]

Dont forget the days highlight...cheeky wank in the jacks
"::clef::So many times, it happens too fast "

if sneaking a wank makes it into your productivity montage, I just don't know what to tell you.

 

[Diddles]

the rocky soundtrack plays in my head at least once everyday

if i had to choose another song..

"she works hard for the money"

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This plays in my head a lot, it wouldn't be much use for a montage though.


Edit: youtube are wankers

 

[Corey]

If you want blood,

or for the lighter jovial cheekily attractive side of me i'd get 'Takin Care of Business'.



Actually. Wait. Fuck that, anything by Chaz n' Dave will do just fine.