catholic tat ideas. (1 Viewer)

[JohnnyRaz]

inspired by a childhood surrounded by actual, only slightly less ridiculous stuff(glow in the dark virgin mary water bottles, magic eye crucified christs etc), and the catholic tat shop in o'connell st i give you these product suggestions

padre pio magic mug-stigmata bleed when you fill with hot water!

St. sebastian dart board- matyr old sebby again and again!

st lucy web cam- ever feel the eye of a painting/ statue follow you! well in this case they really do!

any other ideas (jane, johnny stress?)
heres some real life catholic merchandise to get you started;

 

[therealjohnny]

All good ideas!

This one did the rounds recently...

 

[Mormon Nailer]

My mother has a Virgin and young Jesus statue (bookend sized thing) set in a prefect Irish Country Kitchen. It's like the guy who did the drawings for Little Chip marmelade had en epiphany.

 

[classic seanc]

A fruit bowl in the shape of Mary’s womb, with an embryonic Jesus in it.

 

[SONYMEGADRIVE]

i have a picture of Pius XI up on the wall at home

 

[Mormon Nailer]

He was a bit stern looking, you should swop that out for a John XXIII.

 

[timbot]

 

[Lefty Frizzell]

Anyone got any catholic tattoos? Like a crown of thorns tattooed across the forehead or something.

 

[therealjohnny]

 

[jane]

I have a sort of sacred heart thingy on my leg.

CATHOLIC TAT RULES.

I love my blinky cards best, simple though they are. The Padre Pio who bows his head in prayer when you move the card, the Blessed Virgin who appears to the children of Fatima (or is it Guadalupe? Can't remember), my Jesus descending from heaven ones, etc etc.

I have Knock shot glasses, and I have a plastic doll of a monk, and when you push down on his baldy head, his other baldy head pops out of his robe in a big boner. Someone was recently shopping for tat for me and the shop owner was like, "This is probably the tackiest thing I stock." And the person was like, "Oh, she's already got one." Guess they sort of looked at each other, like, "Where do we go from here?"

I love tat.

I have lots of ideas for Knock, but everyone always thinks I'm joking when I suggest them. I'm not, though.

 

[Mormon Nailer]

Anyone got any catholic tattoos? Like a crown of thorns tattooed across the forehead or something.

I've always wanthed to do this:

 

[Lefty Frizzell]

On which cheek?

 

[Mormon Nailer]

left, theres a scar on my right one

 

[Moods For Mallards]

I have a 'Ra army council member ascending to heaven on my right upper-arm, and an axis of the Queen, an Orangeman and a UVF thug plummeting to the bowels of hell on my left. They are linked across my back by a string of intermediately valued purgatorians including CS Parnell, Roger Casement, Jock Stein and Daniel O'Connell.

 

[GO]

Me.
as the new improved Child of Prague.

 

[potlatch]

This little nipper stands shoulder-to-shoulder with my limited edition Chairman Mao statue.

 

[SONYMEGADRIVE]

i have a couple of little Nazareno / Semana Santa figures too

 

[Lili Marlene]

I have a t-shirt similar to this I got in vegas

it is however in Spanish and even tackier

 

[Catwoman]

Fucking hell. I'd never be able to poo again.

 

[Mormon Nailer]

Fucking hell. I'd never be able to poo again.

I'd say there's a hinge on it.