Brutal Truth - Extreme Conditions Demand Extreme Responses (1 Viewer)

[Alan Remorse]

first bought this on secondhand tape (who would sell this?!) when i was 13, had never heard of them, but bought it cos it was on Earache.
just upgraded to CD, and it's just as good as it ever was. oh yeah.
gonna get Need To Control on CD next.

 

[Alan Remorse]

What do you think you're doing, Pig?
Do you really give a fig, Pig?
And what's your favourite type of gig, Pig?
Barry Manilow?
Or the Black and White Minstrel Show?

 

[RSJ]

What do you think you're doing, Pig?
Do you really give a fig, Pig?
And what's your favourite type of gig, Pig?
Barry Manilow?
Or the Black and White Minstrel Show?

Brutal, yet truthful.

 

[Alan Remorse]

i can see that you're a man that can get things done, brian. welcome aboard.

 

[glen]

Brutal Truth covering "Wish You Were Here" - best covah 4 evah.

 

[Brush]

Hmm was never really to gone on anything past Need to control. Dan Lilker owes me money. Sounds of the Animal Kingdom had its moments I suppose. Still when It comes to Grind Ill Just stick with The First Carcass, Early Napalm Death and Terrorizer.

 

[glen]

OBEY THE BRUSH

 

[RSJ]

i can see that you're a man that can get things done, brian. welcome aboard.

So alan i was just thinking about this, and if you break the edge and start drinking, i'm going to start a band called Total Remorse playing whiskey soaked party punk for you to get fucked up drunk to.

Are you with us? Or agin us?

 

[Alan Remorse]

excellent. definitely with. only if you cover "walking corpse" though.

 

[RSJ]

Oh don't you doubt it. Already started writing the songs...

In fact we should tie in tom ghostwood and make it some sort of beard related thing too. Can you grow a beard alan?

 

[Brush]

OBEY THE BRUSH

Indeed, Indeed.

Add Repulsion to that list and give Scott Hull an Honerable Mention and we can all go home for dinner early.

 

[glen]

"Snared Morse - your prints are all over this port glass..."

 

[Alan Remorse]

glen looks so disappointed in that photo. he always respected morse for being straightedge, and was maybe even a little jealous of his resolve.

can i grow a beard? come back to me in three weeks.

 

[RSJ]

Alanremorse three weeks later

 

[glen]

glen looks so disappointed in that photo. he always respected morse for being straightedge, and was maybe even a little jealous of his resolve.

I wasn't disappointed, just embarrassed for you. Straight Edgers are embarrassing all round I find.
Especially if you have to work with one.

 

[Brush]

I wasn't disappointed, just embarrassed for you. Straight Edgers are embarrassing all round I find.
Especially if you have to work with one.

Does Straigt Edge Involve any of the following

• Shooting
• Equestrian Pastimes
• Wearing Tweeds
• Wearing Hats with Feathers
• Getting Gout
• Wearing Wellies
• Smoking Cigars
• Joining Gentlemens Clubs
• Being Fat, Bald or Ginger or All of the Above
• Reffereing to England as the Mainland
• Owning Leeeyand
• Being Rude, Especially on the Phone
• Talking and Behaving like its 1987
• Crashing your car
• Falling off Horses
• Using a Cane
• Calling your children after British Kings
• Building Tastless Mock Georgian Houses on ones Leeeyand
• Looking a bit Downs Syndrome
• Looking At Readers Wives Porn.
• Having Severeal Awards
• Thinking Tasteaway is a good name for a brand of microwave dinners
• Thinking O'Connors is an 'Up Market' Clothes Store
• Owning a Tricycle

 

[Lefty Frizzell]

Does Straigt Edge Involve any of the following

• Shooting
• Equestrian Pastimes
• Wearing Tweeds
• Wearing Hats with Feathers
• Getting Gout
• Wearing Wellies
• Smoking Cigars
• Joining Gentlemens Clubs
• Being Fat, Bald or Ginger or All of the Above
• Reffereing to England as the Mainland
• Owning Leeeyand
• Being Rude, Especially on the Phone
• Talking and Behaving like its 1987
• Crashing your car
• Falling off Horses
• Using a Cane
• Calling your children after British Kings
• Building Tastless Mock Georgian Houses on ones Leeeyand
• Looking a bit Downs Syndrome
• Looking At Readers Wives Porn.
• Having Severeal Awards
• Thinking Tasteaway is a good name for a brand of microwave dinners
• Thinking O'Connors is an 'Up Market' Clothes Store
• Owning a Tricycle

no. none of the above. using bullet points is straight edge though.

 

[glen]

Does Straigt Edge Involve any of the following

You forgot:

- Having the runs
- Having cigar breath all the time
- Not lining your car up right going through a carwash and putting a dirty great big scrape down the side as a result
- Having a row with the garage who are reparing your car and ending up in court

 

[Brush]

You forgot:

- Having the runs
- Having cigar breath all the time
- Not lining your car up right going through a carwash and putting a dirty great big scrape down the side as a result
- Having a row with the garage who are reparing your car and ending up in court

Wow. I must be Straight Edge Then. Is it alright to Drink Port and Rent LHD cars while Abroad and Crash them?

Did we have a bit of a scuffle with that cowboy mechanic who repairs the car?

 

[sludgegrinder]

first bought this on secondhand tape (who would sell this?!) when i was 13, had never heard of them, but bought it cos it was on Earache.
just upgraded to CD, and it's just as good as it ever was. oh yeah.
gonna get Need To Control on CD next.

good to see you coming over to the darkside Alan ha ha...maybe there is hope for you yet .... I can do you a little comp of similiar(ish) grind bands if you like....seeing as everywhere I go lately you seem to pop up...might have to get a restraining order

Skippy