Bored In Work 6(66) (1 Viewer)

[pete]

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[Hector Grey]

Hector here, reporting for duty.

so fucking bored.

 

[pete]

Good man. We need more of your sort round here.

Carry on.

 

[herv]

hector.

you were very drunk the last time i saw you. very drunk.

oh, and my hand is somewhat better. somewhat.

 

[snakybus]

oh no, it's not Monday is it?

news this morning:
The Chalets are devahn, dahling. Like a rocking Ab Fab.
Is Treelo okay? Last I saw, someone landed on her in the bouncy castle and she looked injured. Oh and how're you Herv.
Tel Venables: cockney wanka, owight? who'da thunk it?
Minority Report is like, okay. Pretty good ackshooerly
I've got a cigarette hangover

 

[billygannon]

Minority report was silly futuristic nonsense... a feast for the eyes....
Office Karaoke and free drinks on Friday prevented my ageing body from attending any party involved bouncing castles or musos

 

[herv]

Originally posted by snakybus
oh no, it's not Monday is it?

news this morning:
The Chalets are devahn, dahling. Like a rocking Ab Fab.
Is Treelo okay? Last I saw, someone landed on her in the bouncy castle and she looked injured. Oh and how're you Herv.
Tel Venables: cockney wanka, owight? who'da thunk it?
Minority Report is like, okay. Pretty good ackshooerly
I've got a cigarette hangover

i tried to do a "off tha top ropes" thang onto hector and he put his knee up and winded me something terrible. then he rolled over and crushed my hand.

lovely party though.

kirstie, if you'd only waited you'd have got your chips.

pee pee ate them. she owes you 1.50.

 

[snakybus]

Originally posted by herv
i tried to do a "off tha top ropes" thang onto hector and he put his knee up and winded me something terrible. then he rolled over and crushed my hand.

Gott in Himmel
Actually I think it was he who fell on Treelo

Did you make it in okay the next day?

 

[Hector Grey]

Originally posted by herv



i tried to do a "off tha top ropes" thang onto hector and he put his knee up and winded me something terrible. then he rolled over and crushed my hand.

lovely party though.

kirstie, if you'd only waited you'd have got your chips.

pee pee ate them. she owes you 1.50.

i have no recollection of this. none.
but i fell on no-one cos i wan't jumping around like a mad eejit.
i honestly don't remember breaking you....
sorry hervert. it was teh booze in me.
jesus, i was drunk....

 

[Hector Grey]

i remember the chips tho... they were manky.

and i fell on NAYBODY

 

[herv]

Originally posted by snakybus

Gott in Himmel
Actually I think it was he who fell on Treelo

Did you make it in okay the next day?

eh, no.

heh.

 

[herv]

Originally posted by Hector Grey


i have no recollection of this. none.
but i fell on no-one cos i wan't jumping around like a mad eejit.

i know. you were however rolling around like a mad eejit. hence my busted hand.

i'll never work in a call centre again.

yeeew fucker.

 

[rumpus]

So depressed....
The hatred I have for this day has no name.
Oh, wait, it's greg....

I couldn't take more then 10 minutes on that castle....felt sea sick and whimpish. Herv, twaz funny telling you about the gig in a serious business tone as we hoped of the walls.....

That last chalets song was just so much fun!

anyway, as I was saying, I hate my life....

 

[Hector Grey]

Originally posted by herv



i know. you were however rolling around like a mad eejit. hence my busted hand.

i'll never work in a call centre again.

yeeew fucker.

listen, fucklord, who was jumping on me? who? you.
lessons were learnt all round. learnt, then swiftly forgotton, then relearnt again in the unrelenting harshness of morning light and it's attendant hurtatude.

 

[herv]

Originally posted by rumpus
So depressed....
The hatred I have for this day has no name.
Oh, wait, it's greg....

I couldn't take more then 10 minutes on that castle....felt sea sick and whimpish. Herv, twaz funny telling you about the gig in a serious business tone as we hoped of the walls.....

ah whidda?

what?

like, eh?

sorry but i'm a bit lost.

 

[billygannon]

I should be busy....

To think... they gave me a raise....

 

[pee pee]

that party was onny rappa buh.
well done rhona/ian/pip.

my highlight: me boxing the knacker that tried to grope me really hard in the head.

my lowlight: being almost crippled with some bizarre pain in my back today.

cheers for the chips kirstie/herv.
they hit the spot alright.

 

[Hector Grey]

he groped you IN the head?

really hard?

 

[herv]

Originally posted by herv



eh, no.

heh.

uh oh...

i just got the nod... my boss wants to have a word with me later. i think i'm in a lot of trouble.

oops.

 

[Hector Grey]

nice one. fight the power.