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[pete]

awesome new search engine Wolfram Alpha

 

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awesome new search engine Wolfram Alpha

is that this new search engine that;s meant to take on Google? Is it meant to be serious? I might be missing the joke. I did a question though.

Wolfram : "how many chromosomes in c elegans"
42.

wrong.


Google : "how many chromosomes in c elegans"
First link : "There are six chromosomes in C. elegans — five pairs of autosomes..."

Correct.

Rummy;s pictchure bookz.
http://rawstory.com/08/news/2009/05/17/bible-quotes-rumsfeld-intelligence-reports/

 

[pete]

the answer's in the URL

 

[pete]

http://www.baekdal.com/articles/Management/market-of-information/

 

[Gambra]

"Computizzled Knowledge Engine"??

 

[Gambra]

Ah, I get it now. It made a funny.

 

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wolfram : "am I gay"
42


I get it. Its shit! hahahahhah.


jaysus.

 

[pete]

http://www11.wolframalpha.com/input/?i=distance+from+dublin+to+tokyo


it's rather good, actually

 

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http://www11.wolframalpha.com/input/?i=distance+from+dublin+to+tokyo


it's rather good, actually

oh. that;s the real one.
I thought i remembered hearing something about that alright.


how many chromosomes has c elegans

Wolfram|Alpha isn't sure what to do with your input.

who was the first king of england

Wolfram|Alpha isn't sure what to do with your input.

google : Athelstan thereby became the first king to reign over a united England



emm.

 

[pete]

i think you're missing the point

http://www07.wolframalpha.com/input/?i=per+capita+income+new+york

http://www07.wolframalpha.com/input/?i=1+log+2

http://www07.wolframalpha.com/input/?i=C+Eb+G+C

http://www07.wolframalpha.com/input/?i=earthquake+ireland

 

[pissypants]

 

[HMD]

 

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Wolfram : hidden markov model

Wolfram|Alpha isn't sure what to do with your input

jaysus. what are you meant to do with this thing. I thought this was meant to be the state of the art in Natural Language knowledge bases. Like that was its point. It cant seem to deal with those kinds of queries.
And it doesn't know about Markov models? It probably runs on a some kind of Markov model. Seems early days for these guys still.

 

[RayRay]

 

[Diddles]

Wolfram : hidden markov model

Wolfram|Alpha isn't sure what to do with your input

jaysus. what are you meant to do with this thing. I thought this was meant to be the state of the art in Natural Language knowledge bases. Like that was its point. It cant seem to deal with those kinds of queries.
And it doesn't know about Markov models? It probably runs on a some kind of Markov model. Seems early days for these guys still.

I made a markov model for a drug company. So there.

 

[evil bandit]

 

[HMD]

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[GO]

http://marvel.com/animation/Japanese_Spiderman/

 

[Kid Lovebeach]

 

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