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[pete]

http://gprime.net/video.php/mspaintcar

 

[therealjohnny]

Bizarre soul song lyrics
http://www.internettreehouse.co.uk/audio/grandpa.ram

warning- clip contains traces of Danny Baker



Granpa I love you for the brown bag lunches you made
Granpa I love for the spankings you gave

Even though you acted like a shrew

Granpa I love you

Granpa youre the best of the best
And youre more wealthy than the rest

because of you Im more talented than most
Youre worthy of a weenie roast

Granpa I love you for the corrective shoes you got me

Granpa I love you for the insurance scams you taught me

 

[aoboa]

Really good music blog:
http://blog.wfmu.org/freeform/365_days_project/

Scroll down about half way and check out:
January 22, 2007

365 Days #22 - The Greek Fountains - An Experimented Terror (mp3)

 

[SONYMEGADRIVE]

deadly

 

[Denny Oubidoux]

Bizarre soul song lyrics

heres some bizzare roger waters lyrics

roger sings the lyrics in normal type and some soulful diva sings the lines in bold and the stuff in red is sports commentators... some of the "can you sees" towards the end sound like a stadium load (including the diva and roger) of people singing

The monkey sat on a pile of stones
And stared at the broken bone in his hand
And the strains of a Viennese quartet
Rang out across the land
The monkey looked up at the stars
And thought to himself
Memory is a stranger
History is for fools
And he cleaned his hands
In a pool of holy writing
Turned his back on the garden
And set out for the nearest town
Hold on hold on soldier (this line by both roger and the lady)
When you add it all up
The tears and the marrowbone
There's an ounce of gold
And an ounce of pride in each ledger
And the Germans killed the Jews
And the Jews killed the Arabs
And the Arabs killed the hostages
And that is the news
And is it any wonder
That the monkey's confused
He said Mama Mama
The President's a fool
Why do I have to keep reading
These technical manuals?
And the joint chiefs of staff
And the brokers on Wall Street said
Don't make us laugh
You're a smart kid
Time is linear
Memory is a stranger
History is for fools
Man is a tool in the hands
Of the great God Almighty
And they gave him command
Of a nuclear submarine
And sent him back in search of
The Garden of Eden

Can't you see
It all makes perfect sense
Expressed in dollars and cents,
Pounds, shillings and pence
Can't you see
It all makes perfect sense

Little black soul departs in perfect focus
Hold on soldier
Prime time fodder for the News at Nine
Hold on, hold on soldier
Darling is the child warm in the bed tonight

"Hi everybody I'm Marv Albert
And welcome to our telecast
Coming to you live from Memorial Stadium
It's a beautiful day
And today we expect a sensational matchup
But first our global anthem"

Can't you see
It all makes perfect sense
Expressed in dollars and cents,
Pounds, shillings and pence
Can't you see
It all makes perfect sense

[Marv:] "And here come the players
As I speak to you now, the captain
Has his cross hairs zeroed in on the oil rig
It looks to me like he's going to attack
By the way did you know that a submarine
Captain earns 200,000 dollars a year"
[Edward:]"That's less tax Marv"
[Marv:]"Yeah, less tax
Thank you Edward"
[Edward:]"You're welcome"
[Marv:]"Now back to the game...he fires one...yes
There goes two; both fish are running
The rig is going into a prevent defense
Will they make it? I don't think so"

Can't you see
It all makes perfect sense
Expressed in dollars and cents,
Pounds, shillings and pence
Can't you see
It all makes perfect sense
Can't you see
It all makes perfect sense

 

[therealjohnny]

" Can't you see
It all makes perfect sense"


I beg to differ!

 

[nofriendo]

‘Chewbacca’ arrested for head-butting in Calif.
‘Star Wars’ character impersonator allegedly attacks Hollywood tour guide

LOS ANGELES - A Chewbacca impersonator was arrested after being accused of head-butting a Hollywood tour guide who warned the furry brown Wookiee about harassing two Japanese tourists, police said Saturday.
“Nobody tells this Wookiee what to do,” “Chewie” from the “Star Wars” movies said before slamming his head into the guide’s forehead, the Los Angeles Times newspaper reported.
The 6-foot, 5-inch-tall 44-year-old man was charged Friday with misdemeanor battery and later released on $20,000 bail, the Los Angeles Police Department said.
“Superman” and other movie and cartoon impersonators were reported to be witnesses to the aggression in front of Grauman’s Chinese Theatre amid concern that such behavior could endanger their livelihoods.
Street performers at the world-famous cinema collect tips from tourists by posing for photos, but some are known to turn hostile if they don’t get money.
Two years ago, Mr. Incredible, Elmo the Muppet and the dark-hooded character from the movie “Scream” were arrested for “aggressive begging,” the L.A. Times reported.

 

[broken arm]

 

[george mcfly]

 

[therealjohnny]

bordering on blasphemy there mcfly

 

[george mcfly]

bordering on blasphemy there mcfly

ah i love johnny!
i'm sure he'd see the funny side

was laughing my head off about him singing johnny went out to milk the cow..
had to keep taking breaks while i was photoshopping, incase i burst out laughing

 

[therealjohnny]

ah i love johnny!
i'm sure he'd see the funny side

after Spiderman and Iron Fist he's my favourite comic hero

 

[therealjohnny]

 

[La La]

bar near my house offers this:

 

[Denny Oubidoux]

look at this funny picture -

 

[george mcfly]

what is it?

 

[Squiggle]

A cock-horse?

Ride a cock horse to Banbury Cross
To see a fine lady upon a white horse
With rings on her fingers and bells on her toes
She shall have music wherever she goes

 

[Theseus Mock]

bar near my house offers this:

what's the significance of the weird times? and where did joyce go?!

 

[Dktr. Faustus]

Weather back in the homecountry today

Retrospectively I should deny my feelings of coldness at the bus stop this morning...

 

[La La]

what's the significance of the weird times? and where did joyce go?!

they're trying to make it kooky?


the bar is called 'joyce is not here'
it's such a random place but v. fun


moving on,

CHINESE SUBTITLE DUDES GET IT WRONG WHEN WORKING ON STAR WARS HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA