best north korean twitter post (1 Viewer)

[taubstumm]

tough one

• "Dear Leader Kim Jong-Il promises rocket annihilation to Cypriot bandit pirates."

• "Pyongyang University professor Chong Sae-Mun: failure of toilet aboard space station demonstrates US / Japan technological inferiority."

• "Ethiopian news agency lauds Taedonggang beer, Pride of Pyongyang!"

• "250 new volunteers marched to Saehyunwon Logging Camp for education, reform through joyful labor!"

• "Kim Il-Sung University professors breed world's largest carrot!"

• "DPRK government praised as world's most democratic in findings of Pyongyang University political scientists."

• "DPRK life expectancy surpasses 90 years, while US president fails in ambition to pass health care law."

• "Dear Leader Kim Jong-Il tours Pyongyang Zoo, saves lives of children attacked by escaped bear."

 

[Froog]

best thread of 2009. has to be saved kids from bear.

 

[taubstumm]

has to be saved kids from bear.

i dunno, i'm pretty tempted by the world's largest carrot

 

[Reets]

Nope, it's the carrot one, always go with the carrot,

 

[GO]

Beautiful thread.

I went with the bear.Carrot was tempting though.

 

[Lepra]

Brilliant. More 'rocket annihilation' in the war on piracy please.

 

[taubstumm]

nobody voted for the space station toilet? for shame.

 

[taubstumm]

more news. you can never have too many yaks.

"President of Presidium of DPRK Supreme People's Assembly Kim Yong-Nam receives gift of Yak from Speaker of Mongolian Great State Khural."

 

[nooleen]

Korean People's Air Force awes South Korean bandit puppets by demonstrating solar eclipse technology!