Best Irish turn of phrase (1 Viewer)

Guys I went to school with used to just use the word "Mastitis" as an expletive.

A fella would go by in a tractor, toot some smoke out the top exhaust, and everyone would shout "Mastitis!"

Culchies are a bit mental, with the boredom and all I guess.
 
As far as I know you get gout as a result of deposits of uric acid in your extremities, usually as a result of a rich diet and lots of brandy, red wine and other tannin-rich beverages. I think. So basically yeah, yer foot is full of piss, and possibly vinegar.

Putting "een" at the end of things.

"I was in the tractoreen, I turned onto the roadeen and who was there but Pateen and Gerreen"

ew..disgust-een
 
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I'd eat a yard of her shite just to wank in her shadow.

Why do you like riding hippos?

ya handicap

ya christy

ya spa

gunch

stirk

dander

whale oil beef hooked

thanks a mill!

Listen, thanks!

Ah stop!

Listen, go on.
 

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