BASSISTS....... (1 Viewer)

[avernus]

hi,
my band are looking for a bassist. we have lots of material and we just need some god damn bass!
so if you play or your mate sheila does mail me with details.
bands we are into...
incubus
tool
pumpkins
jeff buckley
pearl jam
dave mathews
queen adreena

thanks
v much

 

[ITalkShite]

Yeah, I like all of those, except Queen Adreena, they're shite. Can I join?

 

[avernus]

Yeah, I like all of those, except Queen Adreena, they're shite. Can I join?

do you fancy me?

 

[ITalkShite]

Nah, just tried to PM you back but you're exceeding your limit blah blah thing so I just went and dredged the depths for another jewel instead.

 

[avernus]

hehe okay

 

[ITalkShite]

I mean yes, yes I do fancy you. How could I resist your murderously-themed soliloquys.

 

[ITalkShite]

Hey, screw PMs, let's just rap right here.

If anyone comes looking for design work, you're more than welcome to hunt me down and murder me.

 

[avernus]

how about this: I'll only murder you if they ring looking to give me work. if they ring looking for love or something equally offensive to me at the time - I'll murder your everything - mother, sister, brother, girlfriend, dog, cat, neighbour, best friend in primary school, your local shop keep and then..then I'll axe your head into mush on a street in south east london and shout "you had it comin' mate!".

 

[ITalkShite]

how about this: I'll only murder you if they ring looking to give me work. if they ring looking for love or something equally offensive to me at the time - I'll murder your everything - mother, sister, brother, girlfriend, dog, cat, neighbour, best friend in primary school, your local shop keep and then..then I'll axe your head into mush on a street in south east london and shout "you had it comin' mate!".

As a Brazilian electrician, I'm cool with this.

 

[avernus]

then we're agreed.

by the by - why did you unearth these redundant and uninteresting postings of mine from like 5 years ago?

 

[ITalkShite]

redundant and uninteresting postings

You doth protest too much. They're classics! Look at this:

my band are looking for a bassist.

Ha ha! I'd have repped you a million times over for that shit, if rep had been invented back then.

 

[avernus]

You doth protest too much. They're classics! Look at this:



Ha ha! I'd have repped you a million times over for that shit, if rep had been invented back then.

nah not really. after all that I just went and joined that tool cover band Primed.

But I bet it's cos I posted that I want a band now and youre just a jerk who wants to point out that I'm a failure with no band. yeah well mission accomplished pal. I'm a goddamn loser with no prospects. kick a man when he's down why dontcha.

 

[ITalkShite]

nah not really. after all that I just went and joined that tool cover band Primed.

But I bet it's cos I posted that I want a band now and youre just a jerk who wants to point out that I'm a failure with no band. yeah well mission accomplished pal. I'm a goddamn loser with no prospects. kick a man when he's down why dontcha.

Things could be worse. You could've actually wound up in Primed. Fate worse than death, etc.

 

[avernus]

are you in a band?

 

[ITalkShite]

No. But then I can barely play a Playstation.

 

[avernus]

No. But then I can barely play a Playstation.

You've got tons of attitude though. And I can tell that youre unnaturally handsome. Me and you should be in our own band, although we won't call it that - we'll call it a 'group' or 'gang'. that'd be our lives set. no more worrying about whether or not I'll win the lotto or whatever. we could like be in magazines n' shit. doing that shit makes its own money.

 

[ITalkShite]

You've got tons of attitude though. And I can tell that youre unnaturally handsome. Me and you should be in our own band, although we won't call it that - we'll call it a 'group' or 'gang'. that'd be our lives set. no more worrying about whether or not I'll win the lotto or whatever. we could like be in magazines n' shit. doing that shit makes its own money.

Dunno, man. Sounds gay. Plus, Mondobrutale and Ramps are already at this lark, aren't they? Wouldn't want to be as wimpoid as them.

 

[ITalkShite]

Wait, do we get knives?

 

[avernus]

Wait, do we get knives?

naturally.


anyway, you totally want to be like mondo.

 

[ITalkShite]

naturally.

Ok, I'm in. What should we call it? I reckon 'Bassists'. I'm off to get that tattooed across my forehead.

anyway, you totally want to be like mondo.

To my knowledge, I have never posted an animated image of a joker.