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[jane]

I think you have something with the anal shoe-horn thing. You know that joke that goes:

Did you hear about the constipated mathematician?
He worked it out with a pencil.

Well I'm thinking that Millie ain't no mathematician...

My thinking exactly. Sort of like the way you stick a butter knife into the ketchup bottle when you can't get any to come out. The heel of her shoe is like the butter knife, and her asshole is like the blocked ketchup bottle!

Yes!

 

[Ex-User (250)]

I think you have something with the anal shoe-horn thing. You know that joke that goes:

Did you hear about the constipated mathematician?
He worked it out with a pencil.

Well I'm thinking that Millie ain't no mathematician...

that's the most racist and sexist thing i've ever seen posted here. and jane agreed with you! for shame.

 

[avernus]

that's the most racist and sexist thing i've ever seen posted here. and jane agreed with you! for shame.

yeah, this guy..huh.

 

[The Fwames]

yeah, this guy..huh.

Hey avernus. I think you should remove the 'VER' from your name. A much more suitable title.*





*I love you really.*





*No I don't.

 

[Ex-User (250)]

hey 1950's, you come across a bit lame. sorry.

 

[The Fwames]

hey 1950's, you come across a bit lame. sorry.

Could that possibly be cos I was slagging you last time I was posting here? Don't be sorry Hag - it's ok, I like you now.*





*No I don't

 

[Ex-User (250)]

Could that possibly be cos I was slagging you last time I was posting here? Don't be sorry Hag - it's ok, I like you now.*





*No I don't

you've posted here before? did you use a different name or something?

 

[The Fwames]

you've posted here before? did you use a different name or something?

Nope. Just don't post here very much. I have other things to be doing you see...

 

[Ex-User (250)]

Nope. Just don't post here very much. I have other things to be doing you see...

sorry, i don't remember you. maybe we can start over?

 

[avernus]

Nope. Just don't post here very much. I have other things to be doing you see...

also he hates gay people.

 

[The Fwames]

sorry, i don't remember you. maybe we can start over?

Ok. Best buds. Also, I like gay people, in fact Hag we could be really close best buds if you like.

 

[jane]

Ahem! Hag! Mister Decade! May I draw your attention back to Millie? There's no time for bickering, there's still a mystery to be solved!

http://www.zonicweb.net/badalbmcvrs/millie.jpg

 

[Ex-User (250)]

no mystery, she's having a dump and is in the middle of taking her shoes off because they're hurting her feet. she's also a skanky ho'.

 

[roxy]

no mystery, she's having a dump and is in the middle of taking her shoes off because they're hurting her feet. she's also a skanky ho'.

She could be just havin a wee y'know. It might be burning, hence the face.

 

[RED(tape)MENACE]

Hmm. Did you ever hear about the 'Phantom Dumper'?
True story..
Picture the scene.. A Christian Brothers school in Swords, 14 years ago. Dark times. A mysterious and quite possibly insane individual goes on a crazy crap spree, leaving steamy dark turds scattered on the toilet seats of the school for a 3-month period. He defys all attempts at capture, and one day, as quickly as it started... this awful terror ended.
No explanation.
No reason.
Just a really pissed off janitor.
Maybe it was Millie, and that look is her getting her kicks from dropping one in a public place?

 

[The Fwames]

Hmm. Did you ever hear about the 'Phantom Dumper'?
True story..
Picture the scene.. A Christian Brothers school in Swords, 14 years ago. Dark times. A mysterious and quite possibly insane individual goes on a crazy crap spree, leaving steamy dark turds scattered on the toilet seats of the school for a 3-month period. He defys all attempts at capture, and one day, as quickly as it started... this awful terror ended.
No explanation.
No reason.
Just a really pissed off janitor.
Maybe it was Millie, and that look is her getting her kicks from dropping one in a public place?

Hmmmn, 14 years ago you say? Christian Brothers school Swords you say?

About 2 years ago we had a Phantom Dumper attack in work. Some quite pleasant individual was leaving nice steaming turds in the middle of the floor of the toilets. Likewise with equally pissed off cleaning staff. Never discovered who it was and also ended as quickly as it began. I wonder could there be a connection?

 

[jane]

Maybe it was Millie, and that look is her getting her kicks from dropping one in a public place?

Ah, but it appears that Spillie Millie is using the bowl, and not going out, as your angry janitor did, for a night on the tiles.

We had a phantom turd-herder in my dorm in college, whose depositions were often...smeared with blood. She was never officially discovered, but the suspect, a rather puzzling lass, eventually left, and it all stopped. What was eventually revealed, though, was that there was a second turder, who routinely dropped what appeared to be utterly unflushable sacks of concrete. The poor housekeeping staff, they were magic, and the offending material was always gone by lunchtime the following day. It wasn't particularly messy-looking -- indeed, there didn't appear to be even a single inclusion, nary a fibre or nut fragment -- it was just so solid.

 

[RED(tape)MENACE]

Sounds like his MO, alright. I'll have to give my mate a shout, he knows the story better than I.

 

[roxy]

also ended as quickly as it began.

How quickly, like?

 

[The Fwames]

How quickly, like?

Like I said it was a mystery. I'm guessing it took him somewhere around a minute or 2 for his final floor dumpage.