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He needs to tweet more.

Genius! Those George Clooney pictures.

Link? These guys sound way worse than mine.

It's good to have a politician about the place.

Why aren't all diabetics out getting their stomachs butchered?

That doesn't sound healthy. Get your circulation looked at.

The fucking idiot on the opposite side of the desk from me spilt a drink and didn't bother telling me or even cleaning it up with the result that it all flowed through the gap and soaked my computer. What a fucking jackass. Prick.

You mean beat him with a book? Will do.

This guy is going the opposite way. And his lady friend will likely go with that too. I'm gonna text him right now.

My friend recently became a father and now he's posting all this anti-vaccine conspiracy nonsense on Facebook. He better get that kid vaccinated.

Well, its the appropriateness of the environment/situation that matters most I suppose. And the power dynamic. I probably could have beaten up (note - not off) Vaseline boy, or at least given a good account of myself (with the assistance of a chair), had I been a smaller individual it'd be...

You should have delivered him a swift kick.

I'm still traumatised Bernie. Jeez.

Hey, I left at a reasonable hour today. Now I'm wondering should I report this guy.

I tried not pay attention but from what I could see I'm going with intimate.

In a section of the library alone with some other bloke, he stands up, eyeballs me, takes out a tub of vaseline and, while still eyeballing me, applies it to his ass. FFS.

Baroness touring Europe and not playing in Ireland. I'm not buying their new album now.

Thought I had a piece of popcorn stuck in my tooth, turns out it's a previously unidentified craic. Off to the dentist again.

I did not see that twist coming. Amazing.

Turn it back on her- Peter was the rock on which Jesus built his church so by not following the popely descendants of Peter she's disregarding Jesus' will. Should make for an interesting evening at least.