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In the process of applying for broadband now, so I've found out the way it works... When they say they're "testing your line" to see if you're eligible for broadband, they're not actually testing anything. They're just checking your number on the database of numbers whose lines are okay for...

If I won the lotto, I'd hire a swat team to follow me about all day. Hup hup hup hup hup hup hup. (ps - not really.. I'd probably buy a car).

I've been ordering stuff off the internet for a few years now, and I've never had anything stopped by customs. Well, once, I got a HUGE box from lik-sang.com, and got hit for customs. But just for DVDs, most places know to package them so they look like they don't cost much and pass under the...

Hooray! All cheered up! Thanks :D Greatest swimsuit ever:

I still don't get what he means by "compromised". And I still don't get what's going on in those pictures - did he wrap his willy in his balls?

Uh. What the fuck is going on in those pictures? Seriously - what the shit is all that? I feel unwell.

They're the way God made them. http://www.quixoticcrap.com/writings/superdudes.htm - this is depressing the hell out of me.

Just started reading "High Concept - Don Simpson and the Hollywood Culture of Excess". It's amazing. Apparently, Don Simpson was so fucked up on all sorts of crazy drugs that he hired a doctor to move into his house and help switch his addiction from illegal to prescription drugs. The doctor...

Dude from Ape Escape.

The copyright on the original is all fucked up, so it's in the public domain. Which means you can fuck around with it and distribute it. I don't think there's a "real" one out there, just ones that have been fucked about with less than others.

It was agreed that Hag and Wheels' asses were technically better, but my friend won out because he had "LOVE HURTS" written across his ass. And noone left empty handed. Except Wheels, who left his bag of 100 marbles (with 2 gulliers) in our fireplace.

Because this is what happens when you let me take polaroids of your ass - they go on the internet, somewhere.

... posted them where noone from thumped ever goes (well.. almost noone), and noone could ever guess who was who. You brought this on here. Anyway, they're all gone now. Fun's over.

It's just common sense bro: when you've got a pale, furry hobbit-ass, you don't post pictures of it on the internet.

Mine is the only ass that isn't at least semi-anonymous. And I've no intention of becoming the next Star Wars Kid, or this kid.

Scrawled in chalk outside my house by some intellectual prankster: "Bloom was a cod".

Release dates for Hellboy (2004) says 3rd September. Apparently it's because they only realised at the last minute that Hellboy was gonna be big, so they kept the reels they were gonna ship to Europe so they could play in more cinemas in the US. Sucks.

Remo: Unarmed and Dangerous

It's pretty old, but I was just thinking about it at the weekend cos of the new Mars ads. So cheers, pete :D