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And cumin is cum-in, not coo-min

Just did a new portfolio site and updated me linkedin profile, I hope no one contacts me.

Burn Hollywood burn! We won't be able to watch anything soon, every movie will have some creepy stomach turning fuck in it.

Man mistakes large aubergine for World War II bomb - Independent.ie

Farmers urged to bury their underpants to improve quality of their beef - FarmIreland.ie

That was ten years ago, this is Halo now: And the other thing:

Always thought it was the largest walled park.

I'd say they'll still charge you

I was going to the barbers up the road for a few months and he was charging me 18 euro for a cut and I was bleaching it myself for a tenner, I was charged 80 in Peter Marks, 125 in Babushka and 105 in Aristokats and the last place made an absolute balls of dying my hair so I just went back to...

HMD has a fierce Nazi haircut these days, not very HM at all.

An Airbnb guest from Florida sent me a message that he was praying for my family to survive, it was embarrassing, they have actual hurricanes over there.

I was going to post that

I'm in bits as well! Really sick with sinus whathaveyou for a couple of weeks, only just started feeling better on Saturday and now have some kind of flu thing.

Just finished work for the evening.

Wasting my valuable time trying to compose a polite 'fuck off' text when I really just want to type 'fuck off' and have done with it.

Happy birthday!

Yis can buy him a present next year.

I earn fuck all but I just pay an accountant to fill in my tax return because it's all so confusing.

Many years ago, a lad from college was starting in a place I was already working in and he rang me to ask what he should wear to work, bless him. While I was talking to him , the fella at the desk next to me was sitting in his jocks while his clothes were drying on the radiator.