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This is bollox. Nobody should think that they move and shake so much that other people need to follow them around; and if they do well then i cant say that i'd have time for their blurry, self important company. It is handy for nerd buddies who want to know if you're about, but thats it.

Good evening Ladies & Gentlemen. I call this Poem "Reccession, Progression:" cough. ahem-hem... "BRING BACK. YELLOW-PACK." Ai thank euw.

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Eugene Krabs, owner of the Krusty Krab is actually the Kurgan form Highlander. There you go.

Looks Like Gil Elvgren. Best pin-up illustrator the world ever saw.

Eastern Priomise. Goood. Cronenberg does a great gangster flick. Appaloosa's waiting for me when i get home.

I'd rather be in A&E. Im bored. I got all loved up last time i was in a public ward. Was there about two weeks, but i got real pally with the old folk, did'nt mind them walking round with thier pants down or shitting the bed. They were all nuts and shouty, which gave me the oppertunity to be...

True Tales of American Life, edited by Paul Auster. Stories written by the public and read out on the radio show. Pleasant. But not very engaging. Half way through Capote, In Cold Blood,Looking Good. Still looking for somthing to match Blood Meridian. Man i wish that book was longer.

Seconded.

The 123 bus is great for catching these species unawares and at ease in their natural enviornment. Last night a regular enough looking old man sat down beside me, but he absolutley stank. Smelled like an ashtray.It was awful And i love ashtrays. Anyways he opens a plastic shopping bag and...

Poor, poor Jill Hives. Get well soon pet.

"PAPA, THERE'S A YUKKY NUT IN MY POOP!" Attagirl.

"DRAW."

Heartbreak Ridge is on.

Art College?

Cunts.

Money down everybody. I say Sexy Accident.

You dont call. You dont write. Then you show up out of the blue and demand i go to the cinema with you. I just dont know what to think anymore avernus.

WHY ARE YOU IN A&E JILL?