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Don't want to rain on your parade but I used my folks as a yardstick for my longevity and it's really not working out at all. My mam lived until 70 and my dad got to 80, both were raging alcos and my dad was a very heavy smoker and a stranger to vegetables. So I thought I was pretty much...

I always leave nice guest reviews as I feel I'm the better person if they leave me a crap one. I never ask anyone for a review when they are checking out, I just leave it up to them, my heart is always in my mouth when I get a notification that they've written one. Got some private feedback...

For the tenth or so time am reading Julian May's Saga of the Exiles, fucking love it so much.

I got offered work the other day nearly a year after going for an interview! Fuckin pricks! Can't do it now because I'm on a load of meds :(

Talked for ninety three minutes.

Thought my Airbnb guest was dead because I hadn't seen him for two days, but he was just out and about. He's in great form actually.

I was telling him all about Pope John Paul's visit to the Phoenix Park and, little heathen that he is, he thought that the pope just said the word "mass" and couldn't fathom why people would want to go and see that. He also thought that when I said Jay-Z had done the dirt on Beyonce that he had...

Saw Tommy Tiernan on the telly. Him: He must be an alcoholic. Me: Why? Him: He's old and he's wearing a denim jacket.

Talking non-stop through The Last Jedi.

Happy birthday uncleano x

Ah Shitepipe! Happy birthday XX

I only heard Goldigga for the first time recently and now it's my favourite tune ever! One of the young mams at the school was saying that College Dropout is the best album in the world, so I might give it a listen.

Apart from 'I have the horn for' obviously :D

They're only nine so I really hope not! More likely watching them little bastard youtubers Jake and Logan Paul or the like.

Was actually looking for tickets for Imagine Dragons, the child's favourite band atm :/

Coldplay now

Work help plz. I pretty much gave up working for a few years when I had the child. Then I went back working part-time from home doing small digital media development stuff but lots of deaths in my family and then having a serious illness meant I was up and down for a few years and never really...

BLARING The Script downstairs with his friend, I'm sitting up in my room with the dog.

Went to buy tickets for a gig and spent about two minutes checking where the seats I was being offered were on the seating plan, decided to buy them and then it said they were sold out! Fucking wank!

I actually wrote a Pokémon version of the Twelve Days of Christmas yesterday so this might be a golden opportunity for me.