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While brushing her teeth: "Daddy thank you for giving me my toothpaste and not Mummy and Daddy's toothpaste, because it's too spicy."

DADDY! WE GOT WIZARD OF OZ ON DVD! The fact that it was grammatically correct was very good. Also the fact that I will be watching Wizard of Oz this weeend.

"NO FAIR! YOU ARE NOT KIND!"

heh heh When Nora goes to bed she tries every trick under the sun to keep me in the room for "a chat". It's usually stream-of-consciousness nonsense about baking cakes and jelly and other stuff, but lately it's all about getting me to put teddies in her cot. But not her normal teddies, oh no -...

light on computer flashing Nora: "What is pooter doing?" Me: "It's saying hello to you" Nora: "It hasn't got a mouth!"

"Daddy, if you lick your snots they go all melty."

To her mother: "I'll do a poo on your head." I'm a bad influence.