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Went to see Dylan Moran in Vicar St last night. 1st half was terrific, as per usual, but 2nd was a bit of a train wreck. He couldn't remember any of the material and didn't want to admit defeat and get his notes out. So he just started trying to riff with the audience, Daire O Briain style, but...

REJECTED for the free money for rocking Goverment scheme. Bah.

Top tip I got from Emmaline out of Engine Alley who is now an amazing dog trainer. Anything you don't want the dog to chew, like a cable or a chair leg etc., rub some vics vaporub on it. They hate it, seemingly.

Was in Spain for me holliers, never dropped below 32, real feel was always 36/37. On the coast though, so never humid really, just *hot*. On the day we were leaving Spain they introduced a new law, to combat the energy crisis, that AC units cannot be set lower than 27 degrees. It kicked in on...

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Egg is a poo head

Grand, will tell the Dudley Fan Army to stand down...

Oh, that's surprisingly nasty of you, egg. Thanks!

You know what, I just went to read my first article on this, and in the first paragraph one of the jurors said the jury believed Depp did beat her, but didn't like that she lied about donating money. Immediately stopped reading, fuck this entire bastard of a shit show. People are terrible.

Having no idea of the case myself I'm quite happy to stfu and assume she's been screwed here, seeing as that's what almost has always happened in the history of forever and ever.

The second Mrs Draper

omg. It's NO, man. Always been NO

Very pleased to hear Lauren Laverne put the record straight on the great noh-twist/no-twist pronunciation debate this morning. Been fighting a lone battle on that one for years

smoke it?

Low the last time out was one of the greatest things I've ever seen. Be worth a month in traction...

Yeah, those Low moshpits mightn't be best place for a jiggered back

hah!!

I'm in good company

Have damaged my glute (arse) on the treadmill. Seriously painful. Ice on the buttcheek for 20 minutes every 3 hours.

Thoughts and prayers