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3 Days of the Condor was pretty good too. Must also dig out The Conversation, which i didn't dig first time around.

Right, that's the near future. Conspiracy, 70s style. when they were actually paranoid.

Shame that I couldn't bear the first half, but it was ...well, unbearable. But hey, if I want 70s conspiracy thrillers....there's always 70s conspiracy thrillers. Robert Redford, trying to look like an ordinary human.

Banshee Chapter: If you like well structured, taut and scary tension, watch something else. If you like cobbled together cod-conspiracy, poor acting, woeful exposition, dire dialogue and Buffalo Bill pretending to be Hunter S. Thompson then this is the movie for you! You're also an idiot, so get...

I watched 20 minutes of Ides Of March the other night in which Ryan Gosling was awful. The whole thing was shite. Maybe it got better, but I doubt it.

Robin Williams is good in GWH. BUt Jesus, the rest of the movie is gack.

Not really, in Mud he's killed in a man. In Mud he has to have a realisation about himself, and all that. Classic Southern Gothic. I'm all for cliches, believe me, just not for every single thing in the movie to be a cliche. Everything. Even my outrage.

Yeah, absolutely his work has been great, but that film was a heap of tosh. It was just cliche on top of trope. Mc Con beeing all louche and loveable. But, you know, with a heart. Like Ferris Bueller's Law Wagon. Shite. But I finally watched Mud the other day, and he's fucking brilliant in...

I think we hit Peak Found Footage With Obnoxious American Cunts many years ago. And yet....I can't stop watching....

DEvil's Pass. Found footage yoke. Some spolied American brats (it's always spoiled Muricans, innit? How are you supposed to want these pricks to live?) go to make a documentary about the Dyatlov Pass. 9 hikers died up there in mysterious circumstances in 1959. Ooooooooooooooohhhhhhhh. They all...

The Lincoln Lawyer was on Film4 last night. It's precisely that kind of shite that made people hate McCaughna-HEY! for so long. Jesus, it was spew inducingly lazy and self satisfied. Ugh. Yellowbrickroad: Decent premise, starts out with a certain amount of low budget horror promise, but...

Loads, I'd say.

Jamie Bell's accent.....why?

It's exhausting, isn't it?

I still can't get over the fact that I saw Olympus has Fallen. i don't think i've been this affected by a movie since The House of the Yellow Carpet.

Olympus has Fallen. Was on netflix. Holy shit. Hooooooeeeeeee-leeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee shit.

Well, there is also the Spanish basketball team that won the special Olympics a few years ago. Fact is stranger than fiction.

Go easy on yourself. You're just a common or garden racist.

ACTUALLY, HOLD ON. Sex In The City 2 was the worst idea of all time. The Ringer looks like <insert perennial classic here> by comparison. Seriously, that movie deserves a thesis of abuse.

The Ringer was on telly last night. Johnny Knoxville pretends to be special needs to get into the Olympics or some shit. I managed about 5 minutes, then I smashed my own head in with a hammer. I've seen worse ideas. Or have I?