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Madlib said my shit was "dope", which was nice of him. I think he also liked the way I danced, I could see it in his eyes.

The whole incident was so traumatic I turned gay with shock for a while.

I was flying down the grange road in the depths of winter on my way to school. The roads were slick with ice, but I was confident my Raleigh Maverick 5 speed would maintain good purchase on the tarmac. As I approached Beaufort Girls School I dropped it into 5th and started to pump furiously... I...

My mother used to make me wear her knickers to school when I had no clean underwear left - which was often. It would have been fine until the day I bent over in the playground and revealed some hot "whale tail" to my classmates.

Nature's equivalent of his girlfriend curtains

They do own it. There's an old guy in my office - pen and paper type - who goes off on weekly rants about it. I'm concerned that he's going to go postal in the civic offices one of these days. His hatred for the planning department in DCC runs so deep it's frightening. He deliberately flouts all...

I truly is spectacular in it shitness. DCC own it don't they? Wonder if it got an easy ride through the planning process?

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celebrity gossip sites are my rock.

http://www.transworldnews.com/NewsStory.aspx?StoryID=39204 Dirty dancer's got the cancers. :(