Worst joke competition! (2 Viewers)

[Crazy Ca$h]

I'll get the ball rolling!

Q. Why did the chicken walk on to the pitch?
A. Cause he heard the ref was blowing fowls (?fouls?)!

 

[JohnnyRaz]

I'll get the ball rolling!

Q. Why did the chicken walk on to the pitch?
A. Cause he heard the ref was blowing fowls (?fouls?)!

Q;Why did the chicken cross the road?
A;to get to the other side..

Q;why did the cat cross the road?
A; twas stapelled to the chicken.

Wocca Wocca!!!!
!cheezy !cheezy !cheezy !cheezy

 

[Wavioli]

well done you win.

 

[MDR]

I'll get the ball rolling!

Q. Why did the chicken walk on to the pitch?
A. Cause he heard the ref was blowing fowls (?fouls?)!

The explanation of the 'fowls' pun was the icing on the cake.

 

[Wicker]

Q: What do you call a fly with no Wings ?

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A: a Walk

 

[ratmonkey]

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Juan Antonio Samaranch, former president of the IOC.

 

[Stereobaby]

The explanation of the 'fowls' pun was the icing on the cake.

"Flatley my dear, i dont riverdance.....give a damn"

What do you call a boy tea bag?


A hebrew!!!!

Boom Boom!!!!!

 

[MDR]

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Juan Antonio Samaranch, former president of the IOC.

You would think that the invention of the doorbell would have killed off the knock-knock jokes.

 

[jane]

Knock, knock.


Who's there?

Michael Jackson.

Michael Jackson, who?

Congratulations, you're on the jury.

 

[JohnnyRaz]

Knock, knock.


Who's there?

Michael Jackson.

Michael Jackson, who?

Congratulations, you're on the jury.

whats pink and fluffy?
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pink fluff

whats brown and sticky
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a stick.

!cheezy !cheezy

 

[billygannon]

Q. What do you call a car on a supermarket?
A. A merry-go-round.

Q. Why did the accountant cross the road?
A. Because he did last year.

 

[Wavioli]

Q. What do you call a car on a supermarket?
A. A merry-go-round.

 

[ms.b.haven]

i think i said this before:

whens the best time to buy a canary?

when they're going cheeeeeeeeeeap.

 

[Wavioli]

ban her

 

[guy of the tiger]

Define 'monopoly'



A parrot not equipped with stereo.

 

[Buckrake]

Q: Why did the skeleton have nobody to go to the party with?
A: Cos he was too skinny!

 

[ms.b.haven]

you love me

ban her

 

[Wavioli]

you love me

ok that was defineately the worst joke yet, you win!

 

[guy of the tiger]

Why was little Jimmy not invited to the birthday party?



because he was morbidly obese and confined to his bed

Q: Why did the skeleton have nobody to go to the party with?
A: Cos he was too skinny!

 

[snakybus]

did you hear the one about the protractor who fell in love with a ruler
he could never measure up

she ended up falling for a slide rule instead, who ruled her heart

I make up my own jokes