What's the weirdest thing you own? (2 Viewers)

[Lord Damian]

Knives and skulls and porno -- is that all boys ever think about?

knifey/skully porno? yes. what can i say? we're a bunch of disturbed monkeys. you gals are lucky we don't fling our poo about the place. well, you're lucky MOST of us don't fling our poo about the place.

Who Flung Poo...heh...classic....

 

[hugh]

I own a really really strong magnet. Its about the circumference of a CD but much much thicker and really heavy. I have to make sure I store it somewhere in the house that is as far away as possible from a computer or any other sensitive electrical device.

Someday I'll think of a use for it.

 

[chutneyfarmer]

I own a really really strong magnet. Its about the circumference of a CD but much much thicker and really heavy. I have to make sure I store it somewhere in the house that is as far away as possible from a computer or any other sensitive electrical device.

Someday I'll think of a use for it.

You could pull a very funny, if slightly nasty, prank on someone with "intimate" peircings

 

[roxy]

You could pull a very funny, if slightly nasty, prank on someone with "intimate" peircings

Hugh + with magnet down the front of his jocks

+ random girl with clit piercing

= Brilliant.

Cheesier than a lynx ad.

 

[chutneyfarmer]

Hugh + with magnet down the front of his jocks

+ random girl with clit piercing

= Brilliant.

Cheesier than a lynx ad.

Genius!

Of course it could all go horribly wrong when you see this thing heading straight for your crotchular area...

 

[SONYMEGADRIVE]

i just found a print out of a someones confirmation picture in my wallet

i dunno where that came from

 

[MDR]

i just found a print out of a someones confirmation picture in my wallet

i dunno where that came from

Yet another uncomfirmed confirmation.

 

[Zeelander]

I've recently become a real hardass about ridding my life of useless junk, so I'm having a tough time thinking of anything weird that I own anymore. If MTV were to do a Room Raiders type show in my flat, I think the box of latex gloves would be the one thing that might puzzle someone, and there is a reason for those that is so sane and sensible it would put you to sleep.

 

[MDR]

Are they for handling explosives?

 

[oh shit]

making LSD?

 

[broken arm]

and there is a reason for those that is so sane and sensible it would put you to sleep.

dying hair.

 

[oh shit]

zombie hair?

 

[broken arm]

zombie hair?

close.

 

[Corey]

I know i keep harping on about this.

I own a baby. Babies=Fuckin Wierdos.



She power-shat into me gob last night/this morning mid nappy change. Cant say i swallowed it, but i most definatley did inhale.

Thats the oddest thing to pass my lips in a while.

 

[Zeelander]

dying hair.

Bingo. That and protecting the palms of my hands from fake tan when occasionally applying it to my porcelain pins. So to conclude, I don't own anything weird.

 

[guy of the tiger]

ugh

I know i keep harping on about this.

I own a baby. Babies=Fuckin Wierdos.



She power-shat into me gob last night/this morning mid nappy change. Cant say i swallowed it, but i most definatley did inhale.

Thats the oddest thing to pass my lips in a while.

 

[broken arm]

I know i keep harping on about this.

I own a baby. Babies=Fuckin Wierdos.



She power-shat into me gob last night/this morning mid nappy change. Cant say i swallowed it, but i most definatley did inhale.

Thats the oddest thing to pass my lips in a while.

 

[oh shit]

when i was about 9 i had a very odd day indeed!

it was a rainy day and so we had a "wet lunch hour"
in our understaffed school this meant three old mental bats from the 'hood would patrol the various classrooms, trying to stop the chaos before it reached critical mass in each room.

i was not in the mood for chess or ruler fighting or table salsa that day, so i stood staring out the window at the driving rain, thinking about fairies.

suddenly i reached into my pocket and to my surprise i felt a hard object!

i know what you're thinking, but that was about a year later. no, this was small and round and metallic. i took it out for inspection: a shiny green coin!

it was embossed with a strange and intricate pattern. i looked around to see if someone had slyly slipped it into my pocket in an attempt to ritually humiliate me, but all around was the screams and jeers of a bunch of pre-ritalin, e-numbered goons.

assuming it must be a chocolate coin that i had forgotten purchasing during one of my frequent lapses from reality, i looked closer for the seam of the wrapper. it was not to be found. frustrated at this denial of the anticipated cocoa delight, i bit down on the edge of the coin. it hurt! this was definitely no edible confection.

by now i was getting really worried. i asked my pal eddie if he had given me the coin. he slapped me in the face with his ruler. i asked danny if he'd ever seen weird green coins lying around. he said "do you mind if i have a cigarette?", like sean connery in that film in the volcano.

the evidence mounting, i stuck it in my pocket, and decided to take it home to show my mum, who is in fact an expert on fairies.

on the way home we stopped in the park for some reason, it was still very wet. i don't remember doing anything particularly acrobatic or inverted, but when i got home the coin was gone.

for two weeks i searched around the park for my green coin, to no avail. did it fall from my shallow polyester pocket? did the fairies take it back? why was i given this rare gift only to lose it so quickly? was the whole thing part of my psychotic episode?

perhaps we will never know.

 

[pagr]

well, i have an original Wehrmacht knife that my cousin found in woods in north-eastern poland years and years ago.

jeez, i don't know why i still keep it...it looks kinda weird, scary even...

it's broken anyway

9.