The Great Thumped Thread of Gnarly Quotations and stuff!!! (1 Viewer)

[Brush]

The whole Universe is a large joke.
Everything in the Universe are just subdivisions of this joke.
So why take anything too serious.
- Frank Zappa

The computer can't tell you the emotional story. It can give you the exact mathematical design, but what's missing is the eyebrows.
- Frank Zappa

 

[clive]

"quote, unquote"

 

[Unclealo]

"Shut the fuck up" Unclealo

 

[Unclealo]

Ah only messin' lads. Carry on!

 

[sexypornolady]

some of my friends are anne doyle and i'd be very sad if they found out how you were talking about them

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[Squiggle]

I came across this one lately

"Have you ever dated someone because you were too lazy to commit suicide?" Judy Tenuta


I like this one though - unatributed though

"I'm not one of those who says Bill Gates is the Devil, but I do believe that if he happened to meet the Devil, they wouldn't need an interpreter."

 

[Space]

see my sig

 

[Yurn!]

A friend of mine was telling us a story from his childhood when he made the following slip. See if you can spot the word he confused with 'carried'.

'I came home to see my granny being licked out of the house'

 

[therealjohnny]

" Dyin' ain't much of a livin"

Josey Wales


"amaze her vagina with your huge cock"

an email i just got

 

[sexypornolady]

A friend of mine was telling us a story from his childhood when he made the following slip. See if you can spot the word he confused with 'carried'.

I carried my granny home and licked her out in the house?

 

[theoootini]

" Dyin' ain't much of a livin"

Josey Wales


"amaze her vagina with your huge cock"

an email i just got

I carried my granny home and licked her out in the house?

har har

 

[Scientician 0.8]

"I only drink when I'm thirsty and when I'm not" - Brendan Behan (supposedly).

 

[Yurn!]

I carried my granny home and licked her out in the house?

You knows it!

Recent spam e-mail: 'bigger your short thin dick'.

 

[Space]

"It's better to regret something you have done, than to regret something you haven't done." - The Butthole Surfers








"By the way, if you see your mom this weekend, would you be sure and tell her
SATAN SATAN SATAN SATAN SATAN SATAN SATAN SATAN"

 

[therealjohnny]

"It's better to regret something you have done, than to regret something you haven't done." - The Butthole Surfers








"By the way, if you see your mom this weekend, would you be sure and tell her
SATAN SATAN SATAN SATAN SATAN SATAN SATAN SATAN"

I once did a sketch that used this quote !

 

[Squiggle]

"I only drink when I'm thirsty and when I'm not" - Brendan Behan (supposedly).

"You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on." - Dean Martin

 

[Gen Knowledge]

"It's better to regret something you have done, than to regret something you haven't done." - The Butthole Surfers
"

Was just about to say that's a Mark Twain quote only to realise that I am in fact an idiot

 

[Mustard Gypsy]

"Why is paedophilia so popular?because Children are just so fuckin sexy"
Rhys Ifans just moments before getting booed off-stage at a fundraiser to raise awareness about Child slavery and paedophilia

 

[SONYMEGADRIVE]

two of my faves:

The whole Universe is a large joke.
Everything in the Universe are just subdivisions of this joke.
So why take anything too serious.
- Frank Zappa

The computer can't tell you the emotional story. It can give you the exact mathematical design, but what's missing is the eyebrows.
- Frank Zappa

 

[sexypornolady]

Nothing brings people together more than mutual hatred

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