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said it before and ill say it again......alcohol is the devils piss
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george mcfly said:has anyone ever filled a bathroom sink up (to the brim) with shit while drunk?
george mcfly said:me neither!
broken arm said:according to your thingy you are 23.
when you are 23 you be finding your limits.
and then smashing them.
clonan attack said:yeah im 23, can you believe my doctor told me last week my drinking days are over? and he's a pretty easy going doctor. The rest of yiz are fucked so!
i peaked way too early, transition year i was invincible, honestly...
Damon_Kind said:Pint?
deafmute said:said it before and ill say it again......alcohol is the devils piss
Wheels said:warm Devil's Bit in the bar downstairs so let's just get on with it!!!
Lefty Frizzell said:I'm not afraid of a few Budweisers.
Wheels said:Look. There's no booze served in heaven except that stuff Jesus makes and he goes mad if you drink too much of it
c0De_n1NjA said:a while back me and some chums were in barcelona doing a bit of the devils dandruff. me and jimbo were in the jacks with a massive english coon, lashing in the white. jimbo fell back and hit his back off the bog roll dispenser, which peeled off a slug of his flesh -it was nasty. to quell the pain we lashed a few lines worth onto the cut then covered it in jacks paper. it was weeping pus within the hour.
hilarious.
broken arm said:yiz all should give up the wankings.
y'all smell of wank.
Spam Javelin said:There was me, all excited to be getting a letter from home, then....BAM!....scab in an envelope!
Osama Van Halen said:WELL THAT'S THAT. I'M RUNNIN' WITH THE DEVIL.
Ow!
I been sitting here 'bout half the night, ah
Uh, momma fill my cup up
Said, I came here to waste some time
I think I'm gonna jump up
I'm singin', I'm dancin', most every night
I want to do that with you, babe
Let's do this bottle right!
Oh, oh, (Oh!) baby. (Ow!) Bottoms up! Ow!
Woo! Ah pretty maids all in a row
Go on, set 'em up, up
Come um-um-um-um-um baby, bottoms up!
I'm singin', I'm dancin', most every night
An' I wanna do that with you, babe
Let's do this bottle (Oh!) right!
(Guitar Solo)
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. Woo! All right. Ow!
Ev'ryone sing a little bit, ah!
Come um-um-um-um-um baby, (hah ha ha) bottoms up
Come um-um-um-um-um baby, bottoms up
Come um-um-um-um-um baby, (Woo) bottoms up, bum-bum-buh
Come um-um-um-um-on baby, bottoms up
Owww!
Yeah
(Guitar Solo)
AND A PILE OF THIS...
ALLAHQUANNNDO!!!!
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