Wölflinge
Active Member
On walking into the bathroom while ddmurph was talking a piss:
"Daddy! You have a tail!"
"Daddy! You have a tail!"
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cara calls a fart a "Dirty Beep"
clever kidarrived home one day and herself and the smallie were up in the bedroom where smallie was trampolining on the bed singing
"mommies are the bosses.... kids are the bosses..... daddies are the slaves"
I pretended to be outraged and demanded to know where she learnt such an awful song.... and she looked sheepishly at herself as if to say "mom taught me.... and now our secret is out... you ARE our slave!!!!"
Not my child but my Niece ..
Niece: Hugh, I saw a boy on a motorbike today who had long hair just like you except it was brown.
Me: Sure, my hair is brown too isn't it?
Niece: No, it's grey.
"What's heaven, mam?"
"Well, some people think that after you die you go and live with god someplace, and that's heaven."
"Oh. Ok. I thought heaven was kind of like a grave."
"Hugh, do you know what I want for Christmas?"
"No, what?"
"An eyeball costume!"
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