Punk Infant Alert (1 Viewer)

[oscardagrouch]

Just thought some of you might want to know that Chris Black (of My Name Is Satan/JobbyKrust/Losing The Battle/Warzone Nudity etc) fameand Josie become the parents of a new baby girl yesterday morning..Her name's Minnie and she's a healthy 9pounds...Congratulations boss!

 

[rape the drummer]

they should've called the baby satan so that it could say to people "my name is satan" and my daddy used to be in "my name is satan"

 

[the strange guy]

My ma could have come up with a better line than that.
And she's dead.

 

[Chunky D]

Like the name change Marklar .... I mean Rape, glad to see your beginning to obey my orders!!!

 

[ian bastardcore]

yeh congratulations to the man himself , i was in martin losing the battles house when it all went down.and in the words of martin himself "well man tits to that " hahahahahaha i love it . im london yo , its awesome.off to born dead icons next weeks.big up to my homeys yo!

 

[mazzyianne]

Jesus Ian, you're starting to sound like that American....
U sure you're in London?

 

[oscardagrouch]

awww,you just hatin' on his doggy style . Represent the dirty south,MC IAN TRAVENOUS!

 

[rape the drummer]

Originally posted by the strange guy
My ma could have come up with a better line than that.
And she's dead.

yeh but your forgettin that i'm dead aswel, don't you know that all people in horror bands are classed as 'dead', so i would have been on level par with your ma there and anyway your just jealous because you wanted to say it but i was quicker- /(Rape sticks out his tongue at oly)/

 

[Phil]

No Marklar, it really was quite weak.

And you're not horror.

 

[rape the drummer]

phil.....ssssshhhhhhh-your gonna ruin me!!!

just as a side note-i knew it was terrible, it was mostly for that reason that i posted it

 

[the strange guy]

Fuck's sake marklar, you're jokes are weaker than the tiny hard on you get whenever 'horror' is mentioned.

 

[Willie Willions]

 

[rape the drummer]

Originally posted by the strange guy
Fuck's sake marklar, you're jokes are weaker than the tiny hard on you get whenever 'horror' is mentioned.

the thing is i dont even listen to much horror, its just cause i'm in a band with phil and rob-i wanna impress them ya know?

 

[no_exit]

oly, it's "your" not "you're". duh.
i think phil and i should form a grammar-nazi team.

 

[the strange guy]

Fuck off marklar. If you spent as much time studying for your Junior Cert as you do trying to impress people, your mother would be much happier.

Fuck off yank. You spell colour 'color' and call paedophiles 'pedophiles'. That's an atrocious misuse of the queen's language.

 

[no_exit]

blah blah blah..slag the american..blah blah blah, so unoriginal. atleast i have an excuse for the way i spell and pronounce words, what's your excuse for bad grammar? next you're going to start saying 'oh we invented the language'. queen's english my eye.

 

[Phil]

You can Grammar-Nazi all you want America, but your grasp of the Art of Capital Letters is fairly weak.

 

[no_exit]

capitals schmapitals. it doesn't take a genius to be able to put a capital letter at the beginning of a sentence.

 

[the strange guy]

No, but it takes an illiterate yank to forget to put them there.

 

[no_exit]

whatever.