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stevie wonder got a cheesgrater for Xmas
he sid it was the most violent book hes ever read

stevie wonder does a gig and gets a rapturous applause and the crowd give it the we want more so he asks them do they want any requests, a tiddly down in the front goes play a jazz chord
so stevie gives a 10 minute solo on the keyboard, the same tiddly asks again for him to play a jazz chord, stvie gets a bit pissed off and tells him to play it himself, so the bloke jumps up on stage and goes a jazz chord to say i loooov you

did you see stevie wonders new video ?
neither did he

why is stevie wonder alway smiling *nod head from side to side smiling like wonderballs" ?
because he didnt know he was black

how does stevie wonder know how to brace for impact when he skydives and the parachute fails?
the leash goes slack

stevie wonder burnt his ear the other day
he answered the iron

where did stevie wonder meet his wife ?
on a blind date

stevie wonder walks into a shop swinging a dog around his head
Can I help you ?
Im just having a look around

whats the fastest thing on land ?
stevie wonders speedboat

what was stevie wonders greatest hit?
a lampost

stevie wonder is doing an interview and he gets asked if its difficult being blind, stevie goes i suppose it could be worse i could be black

why cant stevie wonder read ?
hes a nigger

whats the definition of endless love ?
stevie wonder and ray charles playing tennis
 

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