Minor complaints thread (16 Viewers)

[magicbastarder]

my new SSD arrived, and i've reinstalled windows from scratch rather than clone it across. it's a very patronising experience, you're treated like you're a ten year old with a brain injury.

 

[magicbastarder]

and i mean, they're not even pretending.

 

[seanc]

I just sat on a snail.

I didn't even know his name. Much sad.

 

[therealjohnny]

The sewer is fucking blocked. Again.

 

[therealjohnny]

prob just shitting too much pal

 

[Cormcolash]

The sewer is fucking blocked. Again.

I warned you last week, you have only yourself to blame

 

[therealjohnny]

It must have been that bean I had

 

[therealjohnny]

It's raining now. Pushing my shit through a pipe, in the rain. There's my evening sorted.

 

[magicbastarder]

better to do that in the rain if you ask me.
there's a terrific sense of satisfaction/catharsis when it all finally goes whoosh. off to the minor pleasures thread with that.

 

[Cormcolash]

Johnny learnt how to play some fuckin Beatles song

 

[therealjohnny]

All you need is love Cormac

 

[seanc]

I just got a call from Carphone Warehouse. I had no idea what he was trying to sell me, but I certainly wasn't interested and also said "stop calling me sir, it's rude"

"OK, sorry sir"

SRSLY, stop that
"Yes sir, i'm showing you respect"

No you're not, you're bothering me on my day off, and then ignoring my very clear instruction while trying to sell me shit I don't want. And I really hate being called "sir", because I'm not a cunt.

"Yes sir"
You're a fucking idiot.

beeeeeeeeeeeep

 

[GARYXKNIFEDX]

I thought car phone warehouse were closed now?

 

[seanc]

Physically I think so, but things like that never really die, in a bad way.

 

[pete]

My back is jiggered. JIGGERED I SAY.

Gone again. Pity me.

 

[Reets]

My room has a slight slope and sometimes my chair rolls back.
Twice now it rolled when I was going to sit down. I think I’ve broken my ass.

 

[therealjohnny]

My room has a slight slope and sometimes my chair rolls back.
Twice now it rolled when I was going to sit down. I think I’ve broken my ass.

 

[GO]

Everytime she stands up she can shout chocs away

 

[Kermit McDermott]

Non EU online shopping hit with Vat from next month

ONLINE shoppers have been warned that tax changes are on the way.

www.independent.ie

 

[chris d]

Moby articles everywhere I look.