Minor complaints thread (23 Viewers)

[pete]

Not even 9 o clock and there’s piss all over 2 of the 3 toilet seats in work

Why didn’t you do the other one?

 

[David Kronenbourg]

Why didn’t you do the other one?

Because I'm not a dirtbag

 

[Theseus Mock]

That was a problem in ground floor jax of last work building. How badly can one be raised not to lift the fucking lid?

Ingenious evil boss IoT idea: rig pressure sensors onto toilet seats to gather stats on employee stool squeezing time and see how much money is going down the toilet.

 

[nooleen]

what are you going to do if employees poop too slowly? squeeze em?

 

[Theseus Mock]

The integrated electric shock ring takes care of that.

 

[Cornu Ammonis]

You can see the difference in the number of toilet messes between summer and term time here. Once the students are in, you really roll the dice as to what you're going to find in or on the toilets. A fair few times I've gone in and wished it was just piss on the seat.

 

[Denny Oubidoux]

There are gazillions of jacks in my work place with sanitizing liquid dispensers in all the cubicles. Still, a lot of people seem to piss on the seats.

 

[pete]

men really are scum

 

[David Kronenbourg]

Posho brits have no toilet etiquette.

 

[rettucs]

2 jackses here among about 50 lads. Another 2 for about 8 wimmin. Dunno about the wimmins but the lad's are always spotless.

 

[Kermit McDermott]

I've just sent an email to be3 complaining about the disgraceful lack of close ups of Caroline Twohig reading the news.

 

[nooleen]

i just stabbed my thigh with a needle, it went an inch deep

pretty sure i'm going to die from blood poisoning like shane from home & away

 

[therealjohnny]

i just stabbed my thigh with a needle, it went an inch deep

pretty sure i'm going to die from blood poisoning like shane from home & away

You should never stab yourself with needles Nooly

 

[pete]

or watch home & away

 

[Denny Oubidoux]

It was a mistake to stay out drinking until 3am last night

 

[nooleen]

there's a sex attacker breaking into people's houses here and he's been in my suburb

and i'm home alone

weakened by a fatal sewing needle injury

 

[ann post]

i just stabbed my thigh with a needle, it went an inch deep

pretty sure i'm going to die from blood poisoning like shane from home & away

I'm just back from acupuncture.

 

[Cornu Ammonis]

there's a sex attacker breaking into people's houses here and he's been in my suburb

and i'm home alone

weakened by a fatal sewing needle injury

Keep a can of deodorant and lighter handy - instant flamethrower.

 

[nooleen]

i'm not sure that's good advice

 

[ann post]

Aren't there crocodiles and stuff just roaming around there anyway?