Mario Balotelli Thread (1 Viewer)

[Hector Grey]

You're entering dream team territory there. Championship manager stuff.

 

[washingcattle]

http://mcfc.com/citytv/City-Recommends/2012/January/Tunnel-Cam

Man City Tunnel cam, Mario never stops texting or takes his headphones off, beats by Dre by the looks of things.

Some of these are strangely fascinating, Brian Kidd seems to have tapped up Jags before we played them, Fergie looks like he swallowed a tonne of wasps in this one and 17 minutes in Diego Maradonna turns up.

 

[Hector Grey]

Diego's son in law plays for Citeh innit. NEver one to pass up the opportunity to be somewhere upstaging someone, our Diego.

 

[Hector Grey]

http://mcfc.com/citytv/City-Recommends/2012/January/Tunnel-Cam

Man City Tunnel cam, Mario never stops texting or takes his headphones off, beats by Dre by the looks of things.

Some of these are strangely fascinating, Brian Kidd seems to have tapped up Jags before we played them, Fergie looks like he swallowed a tonne of wasps in this one and 17 minutes in Diego Maradonna turns up.

that's actually pretty cool.

The two kids losing their rag as the players walk by for the united game... heart-warming. It's nice that cosseted millionaire mercenaries take a millisecond out of their day to acknowledge etc etc...

 

[washingcattle]

that's actually pretty cool.

The two kids losing their rag as the players walk by for the united game... heart-warming. It's nice that cosseted millionaire mercenaries take a millisecond out of their day to acknowledge etc etc...

During the recent Everton one Tevez has his three daughters in the tunnel with him before he walks out. I thought "that's pretty nice I suppose" but on Toffeeweb they were pointing out that's the amount they have to pamper him, if he was at United, no fucking way would SAF allow anyone have family in the tunnel. Interesting stuff. The one from QPR on the last day last season is pretty great even though it's City.

 

[Hector Grey]

Nedum Onuaha just walks around pumping fists, doesn't he?

 

[Unicron]

Gone to Milan.

Am sad now.

 

[washingcattle]

Last time he was there he had a very frosty relationship with the supporters. I think they ended up attacking his car at one point. The derby should be good craic. Milan aren't up to much at the moment, can't see him changing that.

We'll miss you, you completely mad bastard.

 

[Cormcolash]

Adios Dr.Disorder!

 

[Hector Grey]

Scored twice on his debut. Nice for him.

 

[ann post]

L very frosty relationship with the supporters.

I'd probably just call that being dickheads.

 

[washingcattle]

I'd probably just call that being dickheads.

He's never done himself any favours either.

 

[Cormcolash]

Scored twice on his debut. Nice for him.

The second one was from a last minute penalty, that was NEVER a penalty in a million years! It was a CLASS tackle!
Look at this like! The fucking ref must be good mates with Silvio by this stage!!!

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See Balotelli was called 'the little negro' or something by Berlusconi's brother too?
This gave me the idea that Suarez should move to Italy, because then he could say anything he wants all the time.
Then I had the thought, that AC Milan should buy Suarez and play him up front with Balotelli in a dream team forward line of infamy.
It would be a perpetual headline generator. The celebrities of the world would finally have peace, because all the paparazzi in the world would spend their time chasing Sualotelli.

On the subject of racism in football, I quite like Zokora and his team-mates' approach to it:

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[washingcattle]

I fully endorse the "Lets kick seven shades of shit out of racists" campaign.

Actually Ballotelli should move to Turkey where you can pretty much do whatever the fuck you want legal or nay.

"Wanna drive your Hummer into the middle of the field before the match Mario ? yeah grand so long as you slaughter a goat in the centre circle once you're there."

 

[ann post]

Mario Balotelli orders life-sized statue of himself for his house

http://www.guardian.co.uk/football/2013/feb/27/mario-balotelli-statue-himself

 

[Unicron]

Scored a good one for Italy last night.

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[washingcattle]

Scored a good one for Italy last night.

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I'd love to see Italy win the world cup with Ballotelli and El Sharawi scoring 5 each. If nothing else it would wreck the Ultras heads. Like France in 1998 and 2000.

 

[washingcattle]

Is there anything he can't do ?

http://www.miragens.abola.pt/videosdetalhe.aspx?id=18892

 

[Hector Grey]

Pirlo is a man who appreciates fine things.

 

[Cormcolash]

Damn, actually saw this the other day and forgot to post it here!