Is there an 'Everton thread everyone loves them' thread? (4 Viewers)

[washingcattle]

Barcelona will move for Everton midfielder Mikel Arteta if their bid to sign Arsenal's Cesc Fabregas fails. (Daily Express)

from the bbc ruomour mill

Surely this is total bollox and I should stop reading that stupid fucking thing.

Couldn't begrudge him that move though.

 

[washingcattle]

from the bbc ruomour mill

Surely this is total bollox and I should stop reading that stupid fucking thing.

Couldn't begrudge him that move though.

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Five year deal signed yesterday. Sweet.

 

[evil bandit]

Here Washingcattle do you recon Moyes will be starting Beckford this season or just use him as a super sub coming off the bench with 15-20 mins to go???

I'm doing my fantasy football team and need one more (cheap) striker

 

[washingcattle]

I'd imagine every one of our strikers will get games this season (except the Yak, at least until he remembers how to score) I'd be suprised if he doesn't start in the first few games of the season with Saha playing the super sub role.

both have scored a few in preseason so both could be worth a shout if the money's right.

 

[washingcattle]

If the premier league was Means tested last year we would have been Champions.


Ha Ha it's either hillarious or indicitive of our lowered expectations that it's in the news section on our web site. even the way they report it is brilliant.

http://www.evertonfc.com/news/archive/2010/09/03/study-says-blues-were-real-champions-

any way heres the list.

1

Everton

2

Blackburn Rovers

3

Arsenal

4

Tottenham Hotspur

5

Fulham

6

Manchester United

7

Bolton Wanderers

8

Birmingham City

9

Chelsea

10

Burnley

11

Aston Villa

12

Stoke City

13

Wolves

14

Wigan Athletic

15

Sunderland

16

Hull City

17

Portsmouth

18

Liverpool

19

West Ham United

20

Manchester City

 

[ratmonkey]

Apparently Saha's relative fitness in recent times is down to his granny putting leeches on his knees.

 

[washingcattle]

Yeah I read that. Ledley king should be all over that and Owen Hargreaves should bathe in them.

 

[washingcattle]

YEEEEESSSS!!!!

This is what makes supporting Everton a gloriously exciting endevour. No wins in 6 matches and not a single away goal in 3, we turn up wearing bright pink to play a side who haven't lost at home in 12 months and 18 matches. It had 2-0 to the toffees written all over it. The Derby is fucking on lads!!!

P.s if any of the guests on this forum are Evertonians and need a break from toffeeweb please sign up so that I don't get banned for endlessly posting alone in my own thread.

 

[washingcattle]

How do Liverpool manage to do this to us every single year. 3 weeks ago no wins but a fit squad Liverpool going into administration and Torres looking at a hefty lay off. 3 weeks later on the eve of the derby

Anichebe, Fellaini, Jagielka, Pienaar, Rodwell, Saha and Cahill all injured and they've got new owners and a promise of money to spend.

Fuck sake.

 

[ratmonkey]

You can't put money on the pitch. Not until January anyway.

 

[washingcattle]

We've no fucking money. We ran our club into the ground too, but we had to sell players to stay afloat. Heitinga off to Bayern and Pienaar off to Spurs fuck this sport, fuck this planet. Fuck you football fuck you, you fickle cunt.

 

[ratmonkey]

It's ok, sure these new lads are probably chancers like the last ones.

 

[Cormcolash]

Everybody certainly loves Everton today

 

[washingcattle]

I know I do. And That was only half a team. Only 2 first choice midfielders in the side. Comes down to this for me Cahill, Arteta, Osman, Jags, Baines, Hibbo and Coleman know what the derby means to these clubs. They're locals (or at least as local as you get these days) they were raised on these games. The reds have a load of over paid shithawk Mercinaries letting down Gerrard, Carragher and the history of their club. Shankly will rise from his grave and feast on the flesh of the lot of them if this continues.

Fuck it though back to us.

One word lads.


Commitment.

 

[тхеодоре кацзынски]

come on everton.

 

[Janer]

Washing Cattle...The City Arms in Prussia street, bring it on!

Everton vs. Arsenal 2pm kick off.

 

[washingcattle]

So glad I just saw that post now. I would have been tempted.

we only turned up after 50 minutes when we were two down. Heitinga was a liabilty throughout He just shouldn't play when Howard Webb is in charge. He really was a red card waiting to happen. Still Coleman and Pienaar down the right made a decent combo and Jack Rodwell made a difference when he came on. What was up with Arteta today? he looked jaded and sloppy all afternoon.

Fair play to Arsenal they didn't play that well and won. We made it very easy for them though.

 

[Janer]

U did well on our right because Arshavin wasn't tracking back and was also drifting centre, Hetinga very dirty player and as u said was a red card waiting to happen.
Nasri is def our player of the season so far.
Oh we looked better when Wilshire went off and Denilson replaced him, Jack needs a rest methinks.

 

[washingcattle]

Johnny H was great at center half while Jags was crocked last season he was solid in the world cup (up until Webb sent him off in the final) He just can't handle nippy midfielders getting in behind him and his first touch doesn't suit midfield. Fellani cost us that match by getting sent off for lashing out during the Bolton game on Wednesday Rodwell did better in the Fella role.

Nasri was/is excellent. His pace is exactly what your midfield needed Wilshire was pummelled by the afforementioned Johnny H in the first 10 minutes and he didn't seem to want to go anywhere near him for the rest of the match.

 

[coast to coast]

Its all about Seamus Ramos Coleman on the everybody lovess Everton Thread. Make him captain, Trap.