If I owned a pub I would... (2 Viewers)

[7 - No tomorrow]

I had a feeling I should have clarified the recipient of that

I didn't want to. I had to.

 

[Reets]

Appletini.

 

[CinnamonBoy]

Classic thumped.

Gorillas mot as scare now

Best thread in a long while, anyhow.

 

[nlgbbbblth]

No ban on necknominations

Can you do one with poitin?

 

[shower another shower]

As a blow-in, you'll have to work a bit to get people to warm to you and give you their business.
Target the younger (under 50) generation. Being friends with the church should get you the rest.
Shyness is nice, but country people can mistake shyness for aloofness/snootiness.

Old people are the best, most welcoming, sincere folk.
Don't trust anyone under 60.

edit: and don't be shy, Hives. Be bold and don't take no shite. You'll be respected for it.

 

[Mormon Nailer]

Don't ever stick any of the following things on the walls.
Foreign banknotes
Postcards of any type
Any kind of police or army patch.. Especially NYPD

 

[shower another shower]

My bar woman is from the next village over, and because it's a different county, she's treated like more of a blow in than myself. We all love her though, because she rules. She owns the gaff when she's there.

 

[CinnamonBoy]

Foreign banknotes

Agree on the rest but I love foreign banknotes for some reason.

 

[washingcattle]

Banknotes are grand.

 

[rettucs]

As a blow-in, you'll have to work a bit to get people to warm to you and give you their business.

being american might work in your favour though. You can lie and say you've traced your roots to that area but don't have enough information to be able to say for sure who you're related to.

Change your name to Ryan (pretty generic name in Tipperary) and tell them your ancestors were cobblers that were mostly wiped out by the famine and those that weren't emigrated to the Shtates.

 

[therealjohnny]

Hospitality Expo (04-05 February 2014),Hospitality Expo-Ireland,Dublin,Ireland

 

[therealjohnny]

This dreck was filmed in my neck of the woods. Our local pub was used for a lot of it. They don't really advertise this though, probalby due to the overall crappiness of the movie

The Railway Station Man Trailer (1992) - Video Detective

 

[Mormon Nailer]

Can you do one with poitin?

Or bleach?

 

[Mormon Nailer]

Agree on the rest but I love foreign banknotes for some reason.

Nothing classier than a bar with 1000 spermy Thai Bhats sellotaped to a mirror above the till.

 

[CinnamonBoy]

Change your name to Ryan (pretty generic name in Tipperary)

She already has about 4 names already so that shouldn't be an issue.

 

[CinnamonBoy]

Nothing classier than a bar with 1000 spermy Thai Bhats sellotaped to a mirror above the till.

Gives you something to look at while you're waiting for your Guinness to settle, though.

 

[Mormon Nailer]

Don't let a handful of regulars turn the place into their personal sitting room - it'll make others feel unwelcome and do you more harm in the long run.

 

[Jill Hives]

Builders holidays are normally in April right?

 

[тхеодоре кацзынски]

August I thought. Although given the lack of work I doubt you'll have trouble finding some.

 

[dudley]

August is right