How dodgy are you? (1 Viewer)

[RSJ]

christ, im in the clear.

"You can stand up straight and walk tall, no one's after you, unless they're trying to nick something from you! It's good to behave 100% correctly and to the letter of the law, though it's hardly life on the edge… "

this is where sXe gets you

What, no anal?

Jesus, never seen a dude with three legs before! He's best off straight edge, would be a bitch to stop from tripping over at least one of them when locked.

 

[Alan Remorse]

haha, anal indeed. i thought i'd at least get a couple of years for that one.

 

[nlgbbbblth]

Years in prison: 36.5 Potential fine: £2000

 

[dudley]

[FONT=Courier New, Courier, mono]Dubious Bet you didn't think you'd be on the wrong side of the law when you started this quiz? Thought you were sweet and innocent? Well maybe you should swot up on the law. Otherwise you never know when you might get a knock on the door…
Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:
[/FONT] [FONT=Courier New, Courier, mono] document.write(param('years')); Years in prison: 17.5 Potential fine: £2000
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i feel like such a goody two shoes

i want to know what all your answers are, i'm now afraid of ye[FONT=Courier New, Courier, mono][/FONT]

 

[La La]

Years in prison: 37 Potential fine: £7000

37 years?

crikey. stealing all those fruit pastilles wasnt worth it.