Happy Birthday Hector Grey (2 Viewers)

[Knacker]

Originally posted by pee pee
i dont even understand that billy...

Neither do I.... I just talk shite to make me look like I'm profound.

I've got a degree in English.

God, I wish I was working class.

 

[Hector Grey]

Originally posted by pee pee
i dont even understand that billy...

like, i know its supposed to be vaguely saucy, but.....

maybe im just getting old.

still, at least im not as old as hector.

yeah, and the way you act, it seems unlikely you'll ever be.

 

[cuntface]

Originally posted by Knacker
Neither do I.... I just talk shite to make me look like I'm profound.

I've got a degree in English.

God, I wish I was working class.

Ah Bill God bless you, you wish you were working class! Maybe you could use your degree in Anthropology to look into that!

 

[Knacker]

Originally posted by cuntface
Ah Bill God bless you, you wish you were working class! Maybe you could use your degree in Anthropology to look into that!

I'm going to headbutt you. Over lunch.

 

[cuntface]

Originally posted by Knacker
I'm going to headbutt you. Over lunch.

Well im just going to kick you in the fuck!

Wont be seeing you for lunch, wont be able to eat lunch after thursday

 

[Buzzo]

THank Fuck Hector didn't invite the Gannons out for a birthday party or they'd just be bogarting all the attention and leaving him in the corner.
This is supposed to be a thread of joy and well wishing, not cursing and bickering. Go to your matching beds and be matching quiet.
now.

 

[Hector Grey]

blummin rite. you should have seen how upset i was there. upset like a fox. a dead fox. or at least a shaved fox.

gannon gibbons.

 

[cuntface]

Originally posted by aoifed
THank Fuck Hector didn't invite the Gannons out for a birthday party or they'd just be bogarting all the attention and leaving him in the corner.
This is supposed to be a thread of joy and well wishing, not cursing and bickering. Go to your matching beds and be matching quiet.
now.

Yes but you'll note that i started the thread and mayhaps it could have been left unsaid had i not started it

and anyhoo silly and busan really dont like attention

 

[Buzzo]

That makes up for it then.
Give him a great big bar of chocolate, then hang around talking about how lovely it is, how hungry you are, and how you'd love to try some, then eat loads and loads of it. While he looks on, sad like a fox.
I know your type.

 

[Hector Grey]

for my birthday i'm handing in my notice. nice one.

 

[madouva]

deadly

The finest present known to mankind.
One's notice.

I don't want to have to wait til fucking August to hand in mine.

(see what I'm at?)

 

[Hector Grey]

Re: deadly

Originally posted by madouva
The finest present known to mankind.
One's notice.

I don't want to have to wait til fucking August to hand in mine.

(see what I'm at?)

i get ye. why don't you get me a new job. i can be your.. em... that thing i do. what do i do?

i am sooooooooooooo outta here. these cunt butchers can find them self another cockknocker to push around.

 

[madouva]

Re: Re: deadly

Originally posted by Hector Grey
these cunt butchers can find them self another cockknocker to
push around.

Is it just the day that's in it, or is your language always so beautifully descriptive?

At a party...
"Hi, I'm Mary"
"Nice to meet you, I'm Sean"
"What do you do, Sean?"
"I'm a Geologist. What do you do yourself?"
"I work for cunt butchers. I'm a cocknocker".

long pause...

"Er...good turnout...er...nice punch...where's me coat?"

etc

Doesn't everyone work for a cunt butcher?

 

[snakybus]

fare well, office park compadre

no more will I see you struggling up the hill on your bike

we never got to share a cup of cappuchino in Berman and Wallace

it's always the best ones who leave soonest

 

[Hector Grey]

you never asked, fuckdodger.

jays, like. jays.

 

[Hector Grey]

like, hold on dude. seven posts to go.....

 

[snakybus]

when you leave, cast a glance up at a window on the third floor

I'll be the one with the look of indolence and the wistful half-wave

cast me a plaintive look, even a snooty one will do; throw me a ribald thought

I am old, I am old, I wear my trousers rolled

think of what...

...could have been

 

[madouva]

Originally posted by snakybus
...I am old, I am old, I wear my trousers rolled

What is this from again????

 

[Hector Grey]

let us go then, you and i
when the evening is spread out against the sky
off for a cappuchino.
roll then chinos.

 

[snakybus]

do I dare to walk along the beach?
do I dare to eat a peach?

I'll give you a clue: toilets