Lefty Frizzell
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frambosenshmak said:my favourite "on another note" [font=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]
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BURNING WHEELCHAIR PUT OUT BY BREAST MILK
This story took place on a statten island bus two months ago and involves a few pesky kids, a disabled man in a wheelchair, a brave woman and the milk from her kegs.
So it appears one of the kids came across this guy in a wheelchair on the bus in question and thought it would be funny to discreetly set fire to the wheelchair. (a cop later descibed this kid as a 'regular Jimmy Kimmel')
So the kids scarper and the modest blaze on the chair starts to gather momentum and a onlooking 'mother has-been' passenger put out the fire with milk from her breasts.
Now. Heres the let down. The breast milk was in a bottle and was not applied to the inferno al fresco as we all would have hoped.
Completely true.