Ethical meat? (1 Viewer)

[ICUH8N]

I thought this was about shagging etiquette

 

[Corey]

brings a whole new meaning to the phrase 'beef curtains'

You just reminded me of somthing. Way back in the heady days of art college, we had a guy teaching us for a bit by the name of dave. Sound fucker. He spent his days coming up with all manner of grandiouse maliciousness, and for that reason we christened him Evil Dave. So one day we're talking about stuff an' that and Evil Dave tells us that he's planning on opening up a bar and restaurant that looks like Castle Grayskull. People would enter through a giant vagina at the front and then be escorted through a massive uterus to the table area; which was 3 feet high at the front end and 20 feet high at the back end. The front end of the table area was waited by midgets; and as you went farther back towards the other end, the waiters get steadily taller and more gruesome looking until you hit the back,which was waited exclusivley by people suffering from extreme cases of gigantism in all parts of the body. The menu would consist of nothing but cooked meat stripped from the live bodies of the homeless who were routinely grabbed off the street when no-one was looking by the massive beef cutains that constituted the main entrance.

He was a good guy that Evil Dave.

 

[Bag'o'cans]

he's planning on opening up a bar and restaurant that looks like Castle Grayskull.

He was a good guy that Evil Dave.

I have castle greyskull written allover my yellow tent (+ jolly rodgers and lightning), i've also been nicknamed evil (insert real name), i've got to meat (geddit) this guy.

 

[broken arm]

meat is a load of me bollix

 

[Wavioli]

no that bits the veg. the meat is the willy.